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Posts Liked by nansea

There's nothing scarier than the split second where you lose your balance in the shower and think "oh god, they're going to find me naked"

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Teacher: "Why is your cat in school?"

Kid: "Because i heard dad say to mom, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' "

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Sometimes it physically hurts me to hold back my sarcastic comments.

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"Life doesn't give you the people you want, it gives you the people you need: to love you, to hate you, to make you, to break you & to make you the person you were meant to be"

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I'm not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious.

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Memories are wonderful to make, but sometimes painful to remember.

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Everybody has gone through something that has changed them in a way that they could never go back to the person they once were.

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People with a sense of humor are so much easier to talk to.

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