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Waiter, there's a reflection of a sad and lonely man in my soup.

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If you ever feel powerless, remember that a single one of your pubic hairs can shut down a whole restaurant.

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Ich bin mehr
so der Gastro-
physiker.

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"Für wie doof hältst du mich eigentlich?"

"Warte kurz, ich muss nur noch kurz mein Einhorn füttern."

"OK, ich warte. "

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TEXTOSTERON

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"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

"Firing you."

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Choose your second home wisely

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"You're perfect, we like you, you have all the qualification and related experience, but you're not getting the job."

Welcome to friend zone.

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