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I have mixed drinks about feelings

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I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta Sea.

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The blurred picture around the smartphone is called life.

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The officer said "You drinking?"
I said "You buying?"
We laughed and laughed...

I need bail money.

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i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing. you started with almost a blank canvas and look at you now, all this evidence that you've lived and you've grown, maybe tripped up a few times and liked something so much you made it a part of you

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instead of saying motherfucker you can just say oedipus

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

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Ladies, lets take extra long to look stunning for all the guys we'll be ignoring tonight.

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