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stupid people are like SLINKIES
basically useless, but still its funny watching them fall down the stairs.

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a foolish man tells a woman to stop talking.

a wise man tells her that her mouth looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

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My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them in the face and yelled: "Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, Easter Bunny" and walked away like a boss.

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"i'm a ninja"

"no, you're not"

"did you see me do that?"

"do what?"

"exactly"

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When guys wait for the perfect girl, it's Playboy's fault.

When girls wait for the perfect guy, it's Disney's fault.

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Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

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the brain is the most important human organ, it works 24/7/365.
from the beginning of your life till the moment you fall in love...

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The new iPhone will have a finger print scanner. Or, in other words, Apple is about to amass the largest database of biometric data in the world.

I'm sure the people of NSA are dancing like little school girls right now.

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