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He could not sleep at night,
He tossed and turned all the time,
She thought it was love,
Turns out it was the stubborn mosquito.
:')

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Alice asked the Cheshire Cat, who was sitting on a tree," What road do I take ?"

The cat asked, " Where do you want to go?"

"I don't know," Alice answered.

"Then," said the cat, "it really doesn't matter, does it?"

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"I'm not like most girls"

- Most girls.

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Me: I really want to travel

Bank Account: like... to the backyard?

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Do I need a suitcase for going to hell?

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I'm just gonna lay here until someone decides what to do with my life.

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I'm not pregnant but I'm eating for two, me and my inner bitch.

She likes tacos.

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Does anybody else have a voice in their head that repeats "slap the idiot, slap the idiot?"

NO?
JUST ME?
HMM... ODD

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