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Posts Liked by poptartz69

sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

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Satan won't adopt me, and God doesn't believe I exist...

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The parts of you, most at risk of breaking, become more brittle in the efforts to keep them untouched.

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if karma doesn't hit you

I probably will.

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If my girlfriend ever cheated on me I'd be like omg I've a girlfriend!

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I hate this stupid Easter egg coloring kit, and the cat also won't hold still.

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If you can't handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what u just said, we cant be friends.

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Wait, let me check...

Yeah.
You're still a moron.

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