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Posts Liked by Prisma

To Do-List

1) Buy 4 pigs

2) Paint numbers 1, 2, 3 and 5 on their backs

3) Release them in a supermarket

4) Sit back and watch Security search for #4

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I don't know how the people in the bubble wrap factory control themselves!

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It's funny how the people you choose to hang out with can either bring out the good or bad qualities you have.

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I don't understand banks. Why do they have little chains on the pens? If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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When you drop the bowl and all the weed falls out - that's drug abuse.

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Saw my midget neighbor at the bus stop, told her to hop in I'll give her a lift.

The ungrateful ass said "fuck off". So I zipped my backpack and continued walking.

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An apple fan walks into a bar.. Orders the same drink as yesterday, but pays more••••

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im not actually funny. im really mean but people just think im joking.

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