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Posts Liked by RakamLeRose

I always start phone conversations with "my phone is about to die.." just so people don't waste my time.

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If men could get pregnant, not only abortion would be legal, but birth control would be free, mandatory and bacon-flavored

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If men could get pregnant, not only abortion would be legal, but birth control would be free, mandatory and bacon-flavored

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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day unless you have dinner with me.

97

THINK

INK

40

$oooO ( ) \ ( \,,,,) Oooo ( ) ) / (,,,,/ Catch Me If You Can$

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Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

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Make the party worth the hangover

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