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Brains are the new tits.

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Out of all of my body parts I feel like my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least a thousand eye rolls a day.

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Yesterday I lost a good friend to a tragic accident. They got their finger caught in a wedding ring.

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your mind needs as much exercise as your body. thats why I think about jogging every day

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Put someone's genitals into your mouth and no one bats an eye

eat a chip off the ground and everyone loses their minds.

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Did you know, that 3-4 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit.

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Sarcasm and orgasm. Two things most people don't get. Those who do are smiling right now.

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it's a good time to start something new. •

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