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Stop asking WHY I'm still single.

I don't ask how you're still married.

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Hasta la vista.......
BABY

Something we all have said at least once in our lifetime

7

Dude, racism is stupid.
I'm black, white and Asian.

And everyone still loves me!

-Panda

13

I always say "morning" instead of "good morning". If it were a good morning I'd still be in bed instead of talking to people.

6

Give a man a gun, he can rob a bank.
Give a man a bank and he can rob everyone.

14

It's tough when
someone important
to us starts to ignore us, but it's even tougher when we have to pretend that we don't mind •

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If you didnt see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, dont invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth.

40

Only very fit and healthy people have midnight snacks
It takes a great deal of physical and mental effort to get out of bed at such late hours

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