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Posts Liked by rewin

Don't judge a book by its cover rather judge a person by the size of the ketchup bottle in their fridge.

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l have to stay in bed all day because the ground is lava.

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if there's a problem, we'll dance, we'll dance it to pieces...

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When my neighbour told me he was going
to kill whoever stole
the clothes from his washing line, I nearly crapped his pants.

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I think a harmonica might be just what I need to take my depression to the next level.

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"Excuse me where do I find green asparagus?"
- "Oh, sorry, but I don't work here."
"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHERE YOU WORK."

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