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Posts Liked by ry3nparker

if karma doesn't hit you

I probably will.

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Darwin Award.
Not Darwinism.

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ich hab nur schwere Knochen

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JUST NOW

Wife: been to the bar, huh?

Me: yea, so what?

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Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. - Ernest Hemingway.

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Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

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Dear Dr Phil,

I was watching my next door neighbour's wife sunbathing topless from my bedroom window.
As I was enjoying myself I turned to notice my lady was just standing there, arms folded...watching me.

Is she a pervert?

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why go full force when we can just bump uglies and still get high?

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