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Posts Liked by sammva

The best thing about finding true love is ruining it with your personality.

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If people feel threatened by you, don't you worry.

Just keep being your fabulous self :D

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I did not hit you...
I simply hi-fived your face.

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I wash my hands before peeing.

The world is way more dirty than my penis.

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As long as we get our coffee from Starbucks we definitly have to much money.

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Maybe bosses would be more interested in hiring me if I wrote my applications in my own blood.

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I'M ON THAT NEW DIET WHERE YOU EAT EVERYTHING AND HOPE FOR A BIG MIRACLE.

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WE WILL ALL GO
DOWN TOGETHER.

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