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I was looking back to see if you were looking back at me to see me looking back at you.

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Lasagne is just spaghetti- flavored cake...

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I'll spend the evening doing yoga. The pose is called "ass-on-couch."

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If I have ten ice cubes and you have eleven oranges, how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian,
the mechanics German, the lovers French, and it's all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police
are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics
French, the lovers Swiss,
and it is all organized by the Italians.

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STRESSED

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backward
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DESSERTS

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When i get naked in the bathroom,the shower gets turned on.

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