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I'M ON THAT NEW DIET WHERE YOU EAT EVERYTHING AND HOPE FOR A BIG MIRACLE.

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If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape.

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Trying to sleep like;
One sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, old mac Donald had a farm,
HEE MACARENA!!!!

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People
who talk shit
will be reincarnated as toilet paper •

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-Police: 'Knock Knock'
-Me: Who is it?
-Police: It's the Police!
-Me: What do you want?
-P: We just wanna talk.
-M: How many of you are there?
-P: 2
-M: Then Talk to each other

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"I'm a wizard"

"Prove it."

"Sorry, no magic outside of hogwarts."

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you can't buy happiness, but at least you can buy Nutella.

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