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Posts Liked by tessii

Hey there Friday,
I've been waiting to see your sexy ass since Monday...let's do this.

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Dear absolut vodka,

You promised you'd make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer.

I saw the video, we need to talk.

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sex without love is better than no sex at all...

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If you receive a text from me late night, please discard it.

My phone is drunk.

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I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

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"Sir, can you step out of the car please"

"I'm too drunk, you get in"

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I don't like being this sexy but I mean, somebody has to do it

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Friday,
you're the vodka to my tonic.

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