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Posts Liked by tjlong

that awkward moment when I'm drunk
and you're still ugly

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I can think of absolutely no acceptable situation where a grown man should be taking a bathroom mirror selfie.

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I want you to know that I love the third word in this sentence.

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Let's role play,

I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds -

I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it.

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The real power of a man is in the size of the smile of the woman sitting next to him.

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girls are like phones, they like to be held & talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected

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laugh and the world laughs with you,

snore and you sleep alone.

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if you think women are the weaker sex try pulling the blankets back to your side

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