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Floating on a rock in space.

A really nice rock.

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean,

but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

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The only thing we learn from history is that we don't learn from history.

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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

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The first word I want to teach my kid is "brains".

Then, until he/she learns another word, I'll have the cutest little zombie ever.

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If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, you're fooling yourself. That's like expecting the lion not to eat you beacuse you didn't eat him.

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I 'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's.

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