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Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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Your car is German.
Your vodka is Russian.
Your pizza is Italian.
Your kebab is Turkish.
Your democracy is Greek.
Your coffee is Brazilian.
Your movies are American.
Your tea is Tamil.
Your shirt is Indian.
Your oil is Saudi Arabian.
Your electronics are Chinese.
Your numbers are Arabic.
Your letters are Latin.

And you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant?

Pull yourself together.

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I wanna be there when karma
ass-fucks you with a cactus.

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I'm sorry but my Indian name is not " Has fucks to give" but if you find him let me know

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The creative adult is the child who survived.

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Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

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