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when in doubt, call the shots.

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a relationship without trust is like a phone without service

what do you do with a phone without service? you play games

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I'll spend the evening doing yoga. The pose is called "ass-on-couch."

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The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons
and morons.

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Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously dont know what to do with them in the bedroom.

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iSchnitzel

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secret to stay young:

live honestly, eat slowly
and lie about your age.

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If time is all I had, I'd waste it all on you.

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