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I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don't have.

182

When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing"
It does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.

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Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone's throat.

44

Potatoes give us french fries and vodka.

It's your move, celery.

29

if you rearrange the letters in

MOTHER IN LAW

you get

WOMAN HITLER

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,,If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second,,

~Johnny Depp

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I like people the way I like my tea.

I hate tea.

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lovers

that word really bums me out

..unless its between cheese and pizza

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