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A bird sitting in a tree is never afraid of the branch breaking, its faith is in its own wings not the branch.

Believe in yourself.

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Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, it's too long."

Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Nevermind, you won't get it."

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Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it's wide use 3, make sure it's wet and rub it up and down... yep that's how you wash a cup.

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$Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply!$

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I'm always frank with my sexual partners.
Dont want them knowing my real name.

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BANG WITH OLUFSEN

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There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in "next", & "if" in life.

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Sex is a sensation
caused by a temptation.
A guy sticks his location, in a girls destination.
To increase population of the next generation.
Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?

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