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I'd like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers and toes because I can always count on them.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross the road again?

Because he's a dirty double crosser!

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I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

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That awkward moment when you try to give your friend a high five, but they don't give you one back.

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Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them, they die.

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