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elisesvensson

If you
would
keep a
secret
from a
enemy,
tell it
not to
a friend.

1

I am bored.

Therefor I shall eat.

2

Allways be yourself. Unless you can't be a unicorn. Then allways be a unicorn.

1

To think before you talk is like wiping your ass before you shit.

1

You have
to be a
special
kind of
stupid to
forget to
eat.

1

Jag ser lugnet efter stormen som definitivt,

1

Love is like a giant pinguin, crapping on my heart.

0

Admittedly, there are a lot of things that are better than sex, and a lot more that are worse.
But there's nothing quite like it...

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