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luigi500

I've got green skin, sticky out ears and worried about posting something inappropriate. I'm a nervous Shrek.

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luigi500

Went to my local rubbish dump.

Loads of seagulls there.

Why would anyone throw them away?

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A thief who steals t-shirts in order of size is still at Large.

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Do
slugs
call
snails
gypsies?

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The legalities of owning a plot of land on the moon?

It's a grey area.

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Have you ever been halfway through eating a horse and realized, 'I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'?

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If a baby deer can write with both hooves .... is it bambidextrous?

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Man, left leg missing, seeks woman with right leg missing, for stable relationship

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I'm angry about crematoriums.

They make my blood boil.

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