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I wanted to start a revolution but general laziness tied me with his evil powers to my chair and forced me to eat ice cream.

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I jumped on the couch and heard a cracking sound.

Thank God it was only the cat.

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women just call me ugly until they know how much money I make.

when they find out, they call me ugly and poor.

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whenever I'm sad, I start to sing but then I realize that my voice is worse than my problems.

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Sorry if I looked interested.

I'm not.

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she keeps losing weight but it keeps finding her.

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my boyfriend and I are very different.

I exist, he doesn't.

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whiskey
tango foxtrot

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