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There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge.

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"Dad... I got my girlfriend pregnant..." "WHAT?!?!?!!"
"Nah i'm kidding, i just failed my bio exam"
"OH THANK GOD!!!"

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Never
make eye contact while eating banana.

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I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia; you are not scared.
You are just an asshole.

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Some people are like slinkies.
Not really good for much,
but bring a smile to your face when pushed down
the stairs.

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This one's for all you rock 'n' rollers. All you crash queens and motor babies.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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When you throw dirt, you lose ground.

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