marisa95's Posts

You are
the average of the five people you spend the most time with •

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This one's for all you rock 'n' rollers. All you crash queens and motor babies.

"Dad... I got my girlfriend pregnant..." "WHAT?!?!?!!"
"Nah i'm kidding, i just failed my bio exam"
"OH THANK GOD!!!"

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twitter is stupid.

and instagram is twitter for people who can't read.

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always trust people who like big butts.

they can not lie.

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STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS!

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When you throw dirt, you lose ground.

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IF YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE GREATNESS STOP ASKING FOR PERMISSION

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I'm an idealist.
I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.

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Never
make eye contact while eating banana.

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I HATE BEING
BIPOLAR
IT IS AWESOME

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge.

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Life begins after coffee

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Love is like farting.
If you have to force it, then it's probably shit.

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Some people are like slinkies.
Not really good for much,
but bring a smile to your face when pushed down
the stairs.

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I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia; you are not scared.
You are just an asshole.

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