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I put on my pants the same as everyone else. Reluctantly.

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Figuring you out is like playing high stakes poker with blank cards in pitch black darkness with a dealer that smiles all the time.

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They say that youth is wasted on the young. I say youth should only ever be wasted on the young.

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There is no greater act of charity in the world that one can peform than being kind when all one feels is mean.

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Why is it that simply breathing never fails to exhaust me?

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I know what you did for that Klondike bar and my question to you is do you still kiss your mother with that mouth?

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Adulthood is the worst after school program ever.

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Hell has an entire level devoted to planning Thanksgiving dinner.

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