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the_muralman

Not everyone is after your money.
But everyone is after your time.
It's called 'meetings'.

It's 'time' to start stealing some of it back.

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The main problem I have with censorship
is ### ###### ###### ####### ## #### ## ##.

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Look up at the stars.
Now, get lost.

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Comeback?
I never left.
You just weren't paying attention again, as usual.

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I've just spent an hour watching people on TV compete in a sport I've never even heard of... which one of us is the bigger fool?

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You are not as small
as you think you are; in fact,
you are much smaller.

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I'm at my wits' end
trying to think of a good cliche.
At the end of the day, I found an oldie, but a goodie.

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I tried explaining the concept of 'puns' to a kleptomaniac.
But, he still kept taking things literally.

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