the_muralman's Posts

I envy those people who swear that they're not the 'jealous type'.

#randomthoughts, #LightenUp, #envy

When you are in a tunnel of darkness, you always think that you will never again see the light... eventually, though, you always do.

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#randomthoughts, #LightenUp, #IsItFridayYet

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Eyes without a face.

#faces, #randomthoughts, #LightenUp

Important Notice:
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This weekend's
'Paranoia Conference'
has been cancelled
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Due to overly suspicious, presposterous and impractical reasons.

#cancelled, #randomthoughts, #LightenUp, #laughter, #IsItFridayYet

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"Remember to look up at the stars."
- Stephen Hawking
R.I.P.

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Forget actually 'talking' to one another...
Let's just go back to our phones and #add #some #more #random #meaningless #hashtags

#randomthoughts

I am nothing without you.

#5wordstory, #randomthoughts

No, that is not a blank space above the print...
It's a polar bear in diapers, next to an igloo, drinking milk in a snowstorm!

#white, #randomthoughts, #LightenUp, #IsItFridayYet, #alternativefacts

I apologize for all of the times that I never said, "Sorry," when I should have.

#wordsuntold, #randomthoughts

If I could change one thing right now, it would be to stop procrastinating today... or tomorrow. Or maybe the day after that. I don't know, I'm kind of busy right now...

#ificould, #randomthoughts, #LightenUp, #IsItFridayYet, #laughter

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Leaves will find courage,
in Autumn, to say 'Goodbye',
long before I do.

#haiku, #randomthoughts, #poetry

Here's to all the friends who saw me for who I really was...
... and still decided to stick around, anyways.

#HeresTo, #randomthoughts, #laughter, #LightenUp

Always remember...
You are smarter than you think,
and stronger than you seem.

#smilinggecko

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Be a good person,
just don't waste all of your time,
trying to prove it.

#haiku, #randomthoughts, #LightenUp

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I once dreaded getting older, but then I discovered this great new thing called 'denial'.

#randomthoughts, #LightenUp, #laughter

The sign clearly stated, "Do Not Touch!"
... But, what's the worst that could possibly happen???

#funandgames, #randomthoughts, #laughter, #LightenUp

I tried explaining the concept of 'puns' to a kleptomaniac.
But, he still kept taking things literally.

#LightenUp, #randomthoughts, #laughter, #IsItFridayYet

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Don't waste a perfectly good day thinking about the last bad day you just had.

#mantra, #randomthoughts, #LightenUp

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I know it was your idea, and it was a good idea.
But, it was my great idea to use your good idea.

#copycat, #IsItFridayYet, #Mondays, #randomthoughts, #LightenUp, #lazy

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I was going to teach myself to procrastinate, but I decided to put it off and do it later.

#randomthoughts, #laughter, #LightenUp, #Mondays, #IsItFridayYet

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No, mine isn't the dumbest idea that you've heard all day...

... it's now called 'alternative intelligence'.

#alternativefacts, #randomthoughts, #LightenUp, #comeback, #laughter

This year, I choose to run.
Run towards the changes in life, instead of running away from them.

#resolution, #randomthoughts

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#censorship, #randomthoughts, #LightenUp, #laughter

The main problem I have with censorship
is ### ###### ###### ####### ## #### ## ##.

#censorship, #randomthoughts, #LightenUp, #laughter, #IsItFridayYet

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Comeback?
I never left.
You just weren't paying attention again, as usual.

#comeback, #Mondays, #randomthoughts, #LightenUp, #laughter, #IsItFridayYet

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I'm at my wits' end
trying to think of a good cliche.
At the end of the day, I found an oldie, but a goodie.

#cliche, #randomthoughts, #LightenUp

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There is no such thing as 'wasted time' on weekends.

#randomthoughts, #LightenUp, #lazy, #laughter

I laugh when I can,
I apologize when I should,
and I always say, "Thanks!"
Life is much too short.

#randomthoughts

Apparently, it was National Lazy Day yesterday, and I was too lazy to check if it was actually true or not.

#lazy, #randomthoughts, #laughter, #LightenUp

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I've just spent an hour watching people on TV compete in a sport I've never even heard of... which one of us is the bigger fool?

#olympics, #randomthoughts, #laughter, #LightenUp

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Look up at the stars.
Now, get lost.

#space, #randomthoughts, #LightenUp, #laughter

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Everyone
loves "No Meet Mondays"

#meetings, #WorkSmart, #work, #randomthoughts, #LightenUp, #IsItFridayYet

Cheer up!
Feel safe in the knowledge that everyone will disappoint you, and you will do the same to them.

#LightenUp, #randomthoughts, #laughter

Remember:
"You're never more than six days from Friday."

#Mondays, #randomthoughts, #LightenUp, #IsItFridayYet

You are not as small
as you think you are; in fact,
you are much smaller.

#haiku, #poetry, #randomthoughts

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Enjoy your latte,
and laugh; life is much better
when you are laughing.

#haiku, #poetry, #laughter, #randomthoughts, #cafe

I don't have the time
for misery, so take your
sadness somewhere else.

#haiku, #poetry, #randomthoughts, #LightenUp

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If you do not like
where you are, get up and move;
you are not a tree.

#haiku, #poetry

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Not everyone is after your money.
But everyone is after your time.
It's called 'meetings'.

It's 'time' to start stealing some of it back.

#meetings, #Mondays, #WorkSmart, #randomthoughts, #work, #IsItFridayYet

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Think positively;
I'm positive that today
will be a bad day.

#haiku, #rain, #randomthoughts, #poetry

Love hurts.
So do needles.
There's no need to be afraid of either one of them (yet).

#randomthoughts, #ValentinesDay

Life is much too short
for a long, boring story,
just write a haiku.

#haiku, #poetry, #randomthoughts

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Never let any of your New Year's resolutions do you more harm than good.

#resolution

Forget all the things
and people that give you stress;
they're just not worth it.

#haiku, #poetry, #randomthoughts

In the news this week: "Praising employees increases productivity."
In other breaking news:
Water is wet.

#Mondays, #randomthoughts, #IsItFridayYet, #work, #LightenUp

Please,
button up.
Your ignorance is showing.

#randomthoughts, #Mondays, #IsItFridayYet, #LightenUp

I'm not laughing 'at' you...
I'm laughing 'with' all of the others that are laughing at you.

#randomthoughts, #laughter, #IsItFridayYet, #LightenUp

Of course, in theory, I could work hard. But, I would rather work smart.

#Mondays, #work, #WorkSmart, #randomthoughts, #IsItFridayYet

'Now' is the perfect time to make up any excuse to get out of the office.

#Mondays, #WorkSmart, #randomthoughts, #IsItFridayYet

Holidays are for
relaxing in cafes, so
far away from work.

#haiku, #poetry, #work, #randomthoughts, #cafe

I do more than simply just 'work'...
I also come up with many different, creative ways to avoid doing that work.

#work, #WorkSmart, #Mondays, #randomthoughts

The next time we meet,
I promise to have written
a better haiku.

#haiku, #poetry

I'd better get back to work. My co-workers can see me smiling... they must know that what I'm doing is not work-related.

#work, #WorkSmart, #randomthoughts

Unfortunately, when everyone else is now somewhere else, loneliness arrives right on schedule.

#randomthoughts, #loneliness

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I am not all alone. I am simply just waiting for everyone else to catch up.

#work, #WorkSmart, #randomthoughts

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The rain does not need an invitation. She will arrive only if and when she pleases.

#rain, #RainyDays

From now on, I promise to always finish what I've...

I tried working really hard. Once.
I didn't care for it much.

#Mondays, #WorkSmart

I'll say something nice,
but perhaps it's better to
say nothing at all.

#haiku

Of course I don't look busy.
I did it right the first time.

#Mondays, #FirstDayBackAtWork

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I hate it when rain
washes away all of the lovely sakura

#haiku