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urzipper

Anything you want to know about an idiot like me should give you pause.

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urzipper

Because I can.
Probably too much.

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And,
you'd think
with all the masturbating,
I'd be better,
at feeling myself,
huh?

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Why does the unfamiliar always stir my naughty imagination?
Sup, bro?

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sarcasm
is the
masturbating
masquerade
of the idle.

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if it walks like a penis and talks like a penis it's probably a dick.

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I love you with all my penis.

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love is even more like a roller coaster...
waiting for your turn takes patience...
And it still might make you heave.

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