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Vaniljkola

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you.

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“Which reminds me of the time an Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, a Vicar, a Rabbi
and a Priest all go into a bar and the barman looks up and says

'Is this a joke?'”

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do not read the next sentence

you little rebel I like you!

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"Flied lice?"

"Flied lice.

It is fried rice,
you plick."

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i'm super lazy today.

which is like normal lazy, but i'm also wearing a cape.

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Whatever you do always give 100%..
unless you're donating blood •

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what do you whant me to do?

dress in drag and do the hula?

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I look at people sometimes and think . .

Really??

That's the sperm that won!!??

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