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i am a loser - in the sense that i lose things, all the time..
in the last 2 months, i've lost :

*my keys;
*my phone;
*my cc and license;
*my job (retired);
*my boyfriend;
*a whole lot of respect for those last 2
actions speak much louder than words.

here's what snooping says:
*i don't trust you;
*i don't believe you;
*i do not consider you my equal

OUCH! arrow to the heart that was. hope my return volley brought you that same warm fuzzy.
when i see chocolate, i hear 2 voices in my head: 1 says 'eat the chocolate' and the other says 'you heard her - eat it'.
i dont think that you will ever understand what impact you had on me
you always had that little bit extra that got me dizzy
IRONING BOARDS ARE SURF BOARDS THAT GAVE UP ON THEIR DREAMS AND GOT A BORING JOB, DON'T BE AN IRONING BOARD.
KINDA PISSED ABOUT NOT BEING A MERMAID.


People  judge you by your sins, God judges you by your repentance.
for legal reasons,
everything i post
is a joke.
black sheep don't blend in, others end up in the blender


 I don't 
 like it hot.

 I like it cool.
every day between 5/20/25 and 5/29/25 reads the same frontwards and backwards - palindrome dates! now! 

this makes me happy
One minute you're a teenager and the next you're a 25-year old senior citizen!
ON THE BEACH AND IN THE SEA, ANIMALS DO NOT LEAVE TRASH:  HUMANS DO. PLEASE BEHAVE LIKE ANIMALS.
Hey.
Just remember to love yourself




Decided I am a gold digger after all.

Not just a gold digger though, there has to be gold veined gems involved. I just saw sugar gems made from dried agar and gold leaf  - in green apple, mint and whatnot flavors and OMG I want - from past sugar DIY's however I will not attempt but yep decided I am a gold digger and its gems I want - sugar candy gold veined gems.


If you start now you'll be done by the time you're finished.
If this is all a dream I'm having while I'm asleep somewhere,

where and when is that somewhere, and who am I and what am I doing



                                          here?
patience is not the ability to wait. 
patience is the ability to wait with a good attitude.
i don't need therapy.
i just need to sail.
sometimes 
i wish people some more lightheartedness.
there are eleven types of people in the world:
those that understand roman numerals, and those that don't.
people who talk with your phone on speaker like it's a star trek communicator  we're trying to have a society here, and everyone hates you.
“theres no word that contains all the vowels in order”, i said facetiously.
sadly, the days of people using proper english are went.
if causality itself can never be other than an inference, can blameworthiness ever be otherwise?
trump team hating elon
is like shit complaining about diarrhea
Truly, I live in dark times!
The guileless word is folly. A smooth forehead
Suggests insensitivity. 
The man who laughs
Has simply not yet had
The terrible news.

b.brecht, a long time ago
Don't cancel anyone!
It's a trap.
How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be on your own
With no direction home
A complete unknown
And it's a hard
And it's a hard
And it's a hard
And it's a hard


It's a hard rain's a-gonna fall
My girlfriend is mad at me after I called her my H.O.E


You would think she'd be happy that I think of her as HEAVEN ON EARTH!