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i am a loser - in the sense that i lose things, all the time..
in the last 2 months, i've lost :

*my keys;
*my phone;
*my cc and license;
*my job (retired);
*my boyfriend;
*a whole lot of respect for those last 2

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actions speak much louder than words.

here's what snooping says:
*i don't trust you;
*i don't believe you;
*i do not consider you my equal

OUCH! arrow to the heart that was. hope my return volley brought you that same warm fuzzy.

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when i see chocolate, i hear 2 voices in my head: 1 says 'eat the chocolate' and the other says 'you heard her - eat it'.

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i dont think that you will ever understand what impact you had on me

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you always had that little bit extra that got me dizzy

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IRONING BOARDS ARE SURF BOARDS THAT GAVE UP ON THEIR DREAMS AND GOT A BORING JOB, DON'T BE AN IRONING BOARD.

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KINDA PISSED ABOUT NOT BEING A MERMAID.

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People judge you by your sins, God judges you by your repentance.

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for legal reasons,
everything i post
is a joke.

3

black sheep don't blend in, others end up in the blender

3

I don't
like it hot.

I like it cool.

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every day between 5/20/25 and 5/29/25 reads the same frontwards and backwards - palindrome dates! now!

this makes me happy

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One minute you're a teenager and the next you're a 25-year old senior citizen!

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ON THE BEACH AND IN THE SEA, ANIMALS DO NOT LEAVE TRASH: HUMANS DO. PLEASE BEHAVE LIKE ANIMALS.

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Hey.
Just remember to love yourself

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Decided I am a gold digger after all.

Not just a gold digger though, there has to be gold veined gems involved. I just saw sugar gems made from dried agar and gold leaf - in green apple, mint and whatnot flavors and OMG I want - from past sugar DIY's however I will not attempt but yep decided I am a gold digger and its gems I want - sugar candy gold veined gems.

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If you start now you'll be done by the time you're finished.

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If this is all a dream I'm having while I'm asleep somewhere,

where and when is that somewhere, and who am I and what am I doing

here?

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patience is not the ability to wait.
patience is the ability to wait with a good attitude.

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i don't need therapy.
i just need to sail.

2

sometimes
i wish people some more lightheartedness.

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there are eleven types of people in the world:
those that understand roman numerals, and those that don't.

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people who talk with your phone on speaker like it's a star trek communicator we're trying to have a society here, and everyone hates you.

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“theres no word that contains all the vowels in order”, i said facetiously.

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sadly, the days of people using proper english are went.

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if causality itself can never be other than an inference, can blameworthiness ever be otherwise?

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trump team hating elon
is like shit complaining about diarrhea

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Truly, I live in dark times!
The guileless word is folly. A smooth forehead
Suggests insensitivity.
The man who laughs
Has simply not yet had
The terrible news.

b.brecht, a long time ago

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Don't cancel anyone!
It's a trap.

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How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be on your own
With no direction home
A complete unknown

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And it's a hard
And it's a hard
And it's a hard
And it's a hard

It's a hard rain's a-gonna fall

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My girlfriend is mad at me after I called her my H.O.E

You would think she'd be happy that I think of her as HEAVEN ON EARTH!

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