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You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.

SpongeBob

I wish Spongebob was my neighbor.

...It's the best day ever! (Best day ever)....

If you think about it, we're in 3D everyday.

Squidward:

Ugh, Opposite Day?!
Next time it's going to be Go Jump Off a Cliff Day!

SCHWAMMINTELLIGENZ

I'm moody like Squidward.
Sometimes selfish like Mr. Krabs.
A bit dumb like Patrick.
But I'll be there for you like SpongeBob.

"Does this dimension make my butt look big?"

You're never too old to watch Spongebob Squarepants

Bubble Bass: I'll take a Double Triple Balty Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

Squidward: We serve food here, sir.

"Pssst! Hey Patrick?"
"What?"
"I thought of something funnier than 24."
"What?"
"25."

Q: what's Mr Krabb's favorite kind of bread?

A: pumperNICKEL

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