damon.lindsay2's Posts

I learned to love myself.

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Why do you hate yourself so much?

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What made you smile today?

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Everyone needs a Damon in their lives.

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Dreams are the memories of our ancestors

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Everyone needs a Damon in their life.

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"When you try to control everything, you enjoy nothing. Sometimes you just need to relax, breathe, let go and live in the moment."

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"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality"

~John Lennon

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"Your religion does not prohibit me from anything. It prohibits you. Learn the difference.

Denying equal rights to another group of human beings based on your religious beliefs is still called bigotry.

Religion is about helping others and controlling yourself. When it becomes about controlling others and helping yourself, it ain't religious."

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Forgive

Let go

Move forward with an open heart

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Here's to all the people who get back up more times than they are knocked down, who give more than they ever expect to receive, who still show love to others even when their own heart is broken, who smile through the sad times, who light the way for others, who spread laughter and joy.

Thank you for making the world a better place.

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Love is an action, not just a feeling.

I'm responsible for creating my own happily-ever-after.

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My hobbies include:

Have to always be right.

Telling people to fuck off.

Procrastinating.

and

Petting strangers dogs.

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People who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can't even finish the joke because they're laughing so hard are my kind of people.

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I ground my faith with rational thinking.

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Here's to all the people who get back up more times than they are knocked down, who give more than they ever expect to receive, who still show love to others even when their own heart is broken, who smile through the sad times, who light the way for others, who spread laughter and joy. Thank you for making the world a better place.

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When I say that I love you unconditionally, it is without conditions. It is without limits or restrictions. When I say that I love you unconditionally it is regardless of your actions or qualities. I love you. Not your hair or your clothes. I love you completely because I love your soul. That is who you are. That is who I love.

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“I dont have time to worry about who doesnt like me. Im too busy loving the people who love me.”

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In 2025, I hope you love a little bolder, laugh a little louder, stand a little taller, be a little braver, dream a little bigger, and make the world a little brighter.

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"Our dreams are big -- our hopes are high -- our goals long term -- and the path is difficult. But the only failure is not to try."

~Jimmy Carter

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"When a clown seats himself on the throne he does not become a king, the kingdom becomes a circus!"

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Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers.

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It's mind over matter.

If you don't mind, it doesnt matter.

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"You will find that some people have a habit of blaming their circumstances or mistakes on fate or bad luck. Very few will admit that often, it's because of the choices they've made. In life, this is the basis or groundwork you need to prosper; you need ability to accept it, take responsibility, learn from it and move on."

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Have courage and be kind.

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Kindness and love are free.

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"I have decided to be happy because it is good for my health."

~Voltaire

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"You are the Soul of the Soul of the Universe. And your name is Love."

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I'm my own kind of weird

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Sometimes...

I'm sick of myself.

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"Everybody can use more love. Do not take offense if people are rude or unkind or seem like they are trying to hurt your feelings. You cannot know what is happening with them. Send them love no matter how they act. It will come back to you many times over as increased love in your life."

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“Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.”

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"Believe and accept the Love."

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Kind

Intelligent

Loving

Pleasant

Loyal

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I'm a nobody trying to be a somebody

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"Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart."

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Love is not a sin

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Today is what the fuck Friday (WTFF)

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Be connected to people or communities beyond yourself.

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It's your life.

Don't let anyone make you feel guilty for living it your way.

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Homosexuality exists in over 450 species.

Homophobia is found in only one.

Which seems unnatural now?

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“At the end of night, before you close your eyes, be content with what youve done and be proud of who you are.”

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Don't let anyone take your joy away from you.

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Everyone is trying to find the right person, but no one is trying to be the right person.

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Good things happen to those who stay true.

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Too many humans

Not enough souls

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"The world doesn't want to be saved.

It wants to be loved.

That's how you save it"

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Me: I heard juice cleanses are good for you.

My Doctor: Drinking nothing but mimosas for three days isn't a juice cleanse.

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My life is constantly just an inner monologue of,

"Why did I do that?"

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People with weird personalities make the best friends. Being able to be openly weird actually relieves stress and anxiety.

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People with awkward and weird personalities often make great friends because they are often more open-minded, accepting, and authentic. They may understand what it's like to feel different or out of place, and can empathize with others who feel the same way. Their unique perspectives and willingness to be themselves can create strong connections with others who value genuine and non-judgmental relationships.

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When I was a kid I wanted to be older.

This crap is not what I expected.

Just saying...

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If you phone me from a private number, I will respect your privacy and not answer.

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I miss when you used to go to a party and get a party bag as a reward for being sociable.

Now, all you get is a hangover and embarrassing picture.

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Half of my problems are caused by my tone of voice and sarcasm.

Everyone thinks that I'm either mad or arguing.

I'm just talking.

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Don't let others drag you down to their level, you pull them up to yours.

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I'm not sure why people dislike receiving drunk texts.

You're the only person they're thinking of when their brain can't function properly.

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Anxiety and stress are caused by giving a shit.

Take a dose of fuck It, forget it, and move on!

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"The ability to stay positive in spite of all that is going on around us can sometimes be a challenge. Negative thoughts start to take over, stress & difficult people. I'm a firm believer that if you start your day with a positive attitude, try not to sweat the small stuff, be good to people and be thankful, it's going to be a wonderful day."

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“I learned very early on that I am not to be defined and nobody had the right to tell me about me.”

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Sleeping next to someone you love makes you fall asleep faster, reduces depression, and helps you live longer.

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Here's to all the people who get back up more times than they are knocked down, who give more than they ever expect to receive, who still show love to others, even when their own heart is broken, who smile through the sad times, who light the way for others, who spread laughter and joy.

Thank you for making the world a better place.

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"Haters don't really hate you.

They hate themselves, because you're a reflection of what they wish to be."

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“I can't believe what you say, because I see what you do”

~James Baldwin

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“Love me without restriction,
Trust me without fear,
Want me without demand and accept me for who I am.”

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You don't have anything to loose by saying YES, but everything to risk by saying NO.

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“When you are in your heart space, you are in the NOW. This planet is Shifting into the NOW Age. We are shifting into the heart space where hatred, negativity, conflict, aggression, and war are no longer acceptable.

YOU are responsible for YOUR shift; accept your personal responsibility to evolve into the frequency of LOVE Yes, its just that simple. There is no need to over think it or complicate it.”

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Our past shapes our present.

Our present creates our future.

In the past, present and future, we move as one.

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I mean this from the bottom of my heart. My door is always open. My house is a safe zone. Coffee can be on in minutes, and the kitchen table is a place of peace and non-judgment. Anyone who needs to chat is welcome anytime. We can pray, talk, cry, share a laugh or two, or just listen. It's no good suffering in silence. I have food or we can always order out. I will do my best to be available...you are always welcome!! This is an old value that has been lost to technology...a text, facetime, gif or emoji is not the equivalent.

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I'm thirsty for coffee

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We are here to love each other, help each other, and uplift each other.

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Have the courage to be disliked.

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Sometimes I forget to thank the people who make my life happy in so many ways.

Sometimes I forget to tell them how much I really do appreciate them for being an important part of my life.

So thank you all of you, just for being here for me.

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LOVE
is the secret password
to every SOUL

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"Each person you meet influences your mental universe in a way that has the potential to make a substantial impact upon the causality of the intellectual development of an entire species."

~Abhijit Naskar

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I will help, but not do.

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“The purpose of religion is to control yourself, not to criticise others.”

~The Dalai Lama

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This is the day the Lord hath made. I will rejoice and be glad in it.

The rejuvenating, revitalizing power of God Almighty flows through me like a golden river, revitalizing, transforming every atom of my being so that every atom of my being dances to the rhythm of the eternal God.

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It has been said that everlasting friends go long periods of time without speaking and never question the friendship . These friends pick up like they just spoke yesterday, regardless of how long it has been or how far away they live, and they don't hold grudges. They understand that life is busy and you will ALWAYS love them.

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Family isnt always blood. Its the people in your life who want you in theirs. The ones who accept you for who you are. The ones who would do anything to see you smile, and who love you no matter what.

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I wouldn't do anything for a klondike bar but I'd do some shady shit for some red wine and chocolate.

Just saying.

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Question everything, think differently, spread love and live a joy filled life.

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Strong Moral Center

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I don't respect title...

I respect character.

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5 Things to Quit Right Now:

1. Trying to please everyone.
2. Fearing change.
3. Living in the past.
4. Putting yourself down.
5. Overthinking.

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"No one is born hating another person because of the colour of his skin, or his background, or his religion. People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite."

~ Nelson Mandela from Long Walk to Freedom, 1994

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"A persons most useful asset is not a head full of knowledge, but a heart full of love, an ear ready to listen and a hand willing to help others."

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"When you're thankful for what you have, you are always rewarded with more. Try to stay positive and things will get better."

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“If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.”

~Johann von Goethe

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“Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”

~Robert A. Heinlein

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I embrace who I am and love being me!

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I only have time to like and love. There is no in-between.

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Friendship is weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

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"The body heals with play, the mind heals with laughter and the spirit heals with joy."

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I see the world through an optimistic lens.

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Pets are weird.

Its just this little individual that lives in your house and you can't speak to each other, yet you're best friends

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Relationships:

Its more than just the dates, holding hands, and kissing.

Its about accepting each others weirdness and flaws.

Its about being yourself and finding happiness together.

Its about seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

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You turn everything into something

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I can't be around people who take everything I say seriously.

I'm not being mean, I'm just sarcastic as hell. I like to joke...

Damn, why are you crying!?

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"Two things define you:

Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything."

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I've reached that age where my brain went from

"you probably shouldn't say that,"

... to ...

"what the hell, let's see what happens.

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"Hey, do you mind if I tell you a story, one you might not have heard? All the elements in your body were forged many, many millions of years ago, in the heart of a faraway star that exploded and died. That explosion scattered those elements across the desolations of deep space. After so many millions of years those elements came together to form new stars and new planets. And on and on it went, the elements came together and burst apart, forming shoes and ships and sealing wax, and cabbages and kings. Until, eventually, they came together to make you. You are unique in the universe. There is only one you, and there will never be another."

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"The Greatest Thing in life is finding someone that knows all of your mistakes and differences and yet still finds you absolutely amazing."

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“Isn't it our job to be collecting great moments”.

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"Don't let little stupid things break your happiness."

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My cat and I talk shit about you.

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"Hey, do you mind if I tell you a story, one you might not have heard? All the elements in your body were forged many, many millions of years ago, in the heart of a faraway star that exploded and died. That explosion scattered those elements across the desolations of deep space. After so many millions of years those elements came together to form new stars and new planets. And on and on it went, the elements came together and burst apart, forming shoes and ships and sealing wax, and cabbages and kings. Until, eventually, they came together to make you. You are unique in the universe. There is only one you, and there will never be another."

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"Haters don't really hate you.
They hate themselves, because you're a reflection of what they wish to be."

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Sometimes, I forget to thank the people who make my life happy in so many ways.

Sometimes, I forget to tell them how much I really do appreciate them for being an important part of my life.

So thank you, all of you, just for being here for me.

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“You cannot save people, you can only love them.”

~ Anaïs Nin

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I can never love anyone the way I love you.

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I love that feeling I get when I see your smile.

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“Be with someone who knows exactly what they have when they're with you. Not someone who will realize it when they've lost you.”

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“The biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand. We listen to reply,”

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There is wonder and joy in the simplest of things.

It's all in the way you look at it.

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"Your value does not decrease based on someone's inability to see your worth."

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If you dwell in negativity you miss the opportunity to be part of the light.

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Honesty
Kindness
&
Love

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I'm not popular, but I have good friends.

I'm not rich, but I have what I need.

I may not be liked, but I know I'm loved.

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- LOVE
is the secret password
to every SOUL

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Be Happy!

Simply because you deserve to be.

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Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers.

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“As a child of God, I am greater than anything that can happen to me.”

~Abdul Kalam

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There is magic in kindness

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I learned the hard way that I cannot always count on others to respect my feelings, even if I respect theirs. Being a good person doesnt guarantee that others will be good people, too. You only have control over yourself and how you choose to be as a person. As for others, you can only choose to accept them or walk away.

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Train your mind to face and see the good in every situation in your life.

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"Surround yourself with people who know your worth. You don't need too many people to be happy, just a few real one's who appreciate you for exactly who you are."

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"Everybody can use more love. Do not take offense if people are rude or unkind or seem like they are trying to hurt your feelings. You cannot know what is happening with them. Send them love no matter how they act. It will come back to you many times over as increased love in your life."

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Be who you needed when you were younger.

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I guess the real fact of the matter is, we don't know what tomorrow is going to bring and the only thing we really have is right now. So, don't stay angry for too long and learn to forgive. Love your friends and family with all your heart. Have fun and live your life the way you want to live it. Most of all, don't worry about people that don't like you and enjoy the ones who do.

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We stand upon the shoulders of our ancestors doing the very task that they assigned to us, the task of rising higher than them.

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"The best portion of your life will be the small, nameless moments you spend smiling with someone who matters to you."

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YOU KNOW THAT VOICE IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD THAT TELLS YOU NOT TO DO SOMETHING?

MINE BETS ME $5 THAT I CAN'T.

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Never allow anyone to take your joy away from you.

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"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

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"Call me crazy, but I love to see people happy and succeeding."

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Share the love you're meant to give.

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I used to be indecisive...

Now I'm not sure.

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I'm going to be sensible and behave myself today.

Stop laughing. I might be able to do it.

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At the end of the day, the only questions I will ask myself are...

Did I love enough?

Did I laugh enough?

Did I make a difference?

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I see beyond the illusion.

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When people stare at me, I assume it's because they are taking notes on how to be awesome!

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Love never fails.

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I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...

I judge people on whether or not they're an asshole.

upupandaway, BoldDelight, juliettebravo, CurrentNobody and damon.lindsay2 like this

“If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.”

~Johann von Goethe

BoldDelight, AndSheCame, Sledge, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and damon.lindsay2 like this

My Mother

My Mother is a woman like no other.

She gave me life, nurtured me, taught me, dressed me, fought for me,
held me, shouted at me, kissed me, but most importantly she loved me unconditionally.

There are not enough words to describe just how important my Mother is to me and what a powerful influence she continues to be.

I Love you Mom.

JMBis, MyM and lonelyscribe like this

I AM STRONG
because I know my weaknesses

I AM BEAUTIFUL
because I am aware of my flaws

I AM FEARLESS
because I can tell reality from illusion

I AM WISE
because I learn from my mistakes

I AM A LOVER
because I have felt hate
and...

I CAN LAUGH
because I have known sadness

Hank-the-knife, Fionacatherine and lonelyscribe like this

Don't focus on the what, but the why as well.

CurrentNobody, JMBis and Fionacatherine like this

I care about the experience of humanity.

"Silence the angry man with love. Silence the ill-natured man with kindness. Silence the miser with generosity. Silence the liar with truth."

~Gautama Buddha

lonelyscribe and AndSheCame like this

Put knowledge into practice.

DominicLomax, petegutz2, AndSheCame and Fionacatherine like this

"A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot, and realize how blessed you are for what you have."

BoldDelight, Fionacatherine, juliettebravo, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

“Good times and crazy friends make the best memories”

petegutz2, AndSheCame and Sledge like this

The Earth is speaking to us, but no one is listening.

upupandaway, petegutz2, damon.lindsay2, BoldDelight, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and siouxz like this

I feel like I'm doing community service for a crime I didn't commit.

I need a piece of chocolate cake.

AndSheCame, JMBis and Fionacatherine like this

I may not be the most important person in your life.

I just hope when you hear my name, you smile and say, “That's my friend.”

upupandaway, buzzielizzy and AndSheCame like this

Someone's therapist knows all about you.

blacknote, upupandaway, roosterbear, buzzielizzy, AndSheCame and BoldDelight like this

You intoxicate me.

AndSheCame likes this

"God loves each of us as if there were only one of us."

~St. Augustine

AndSheCame likes this

I don't insult people,

I just describe them.

BoldDelight, Ziya, buzzielizzy and AndSheCame like this

My entire life can be summed up in one sentence:

“Well, that didn't go as planned.”

Fionacatherine, Ziya, buzzielizzy and JMBis like this

"Please be as weird as me.

Please be as weird as me.

Please be as weird as me,"

~What I say to myself every time I meet someone.

AndSheCame and petegutz2 like this

"Find a heart that will love you at your worst, and arms that will hold you at your weakest."

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, JMBis and lonelyscribe like this

Spirituality is not about beliefs and more about being aware and conscious of your experience.

buzzielizzy, UsualMan, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

Once upon a time there was someone that really needed a glass of wine.

It was me.

The end

BoldDelight and Ziya like this

You can't live a positive life with a negative mind.

BoldDelight, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, Sledge and damon.lindsay2 like this

Dear Liver,

This will be a rough month.
Stay strong.

BoldDelight, Sledge, petegutz2 and Ziya like this

I'm not a morning, afternoon, or evening person.

I'm a coctail hour person.

damon.lindsay2 likes this

IMMATURE :

A word boring people use to describe fun people.

AndSheCame and JMBis like this

Keys to a good friendship:

-Same taste in alcohol.

-Different taste in men.

juliettebravo and AndSheCame like this

The grasss isn't greener on the other side. It's greener where YOU water it.

BoldDelight, JMBis, CurrentNobody, Hank-the-knife, Sledge and petegutz2 like this

Call me crazy, but I love to see other people happy and succeeding.

Sledge, AndSheCame, perellano, Ziya, BoldDelight, JMBis and juliettebravo like this

Having a rough day?
Place your hand over your heart.

Feel that?

It's called purpose.

You're alive for a reason. Don't give up.

Demetrius, AndSheCame, Sledge, Ziya, juliettebravo, BoldDelight, buzzielizzy and damon.lindsay2 like this

Homosexuality is not a choice, it's a biological reality.

Homophobia a lifestyle choice.

Ziya, juliettebravo, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, BG_r and BoldDelight like this

The many are one.

buzzielizzy, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

You can't change how people feel about you, so don't try.

Just live your life and be happy.

streetmedic, BoldDelight, Ziya, petegutz2, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and damon.lindsay2 like this

"If only our eyes saw souls instead of bodies, how very different our ideals of beauty would be."

BoldDelight, AndSheCame, buzzielizzy, JMBis and sirskitten1 like this

I may not be the most important person in your life.

I just hope when you hear my name, you smile and say, “That's my friend.”

BoldDelight, AndSheCame, buzzielizzy and sirskitten1 like this

"You there, the one reading this now. I want you to do something.

Smile. Smile because you're beautiful.

Because you're amazing.

Because you're unique."

damon.lindsay2, AndSheCame, sirskitten1 and buzzielizzy like this

Life is too short to worry about stupid shit.

Have fun.

Fall in love.

Regret nothing, and don't let people bring you down.

Fionacatherine, JMBis, AndSheCame, Ziya, Sledge and sirskitten1 like this

You intoxicate me.

petegutz2, AndSheCame and Ziya like this

I live my life for love.

CurrentNobody, juliettebravo and AndSheCame like this

If you fail, never give up because F.A.I.L. means First Attempt In Learning.

End is not the end. In fact, E.N.D. means Effort Never Dies.

If you get no as an answer, remember N.O. means Next Opportunity.

Be positive in 2022!

Krisargent, damon.lindsay2, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and JMBis like this

Auditions are being held for you to be yourself.

Apply within.

CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

Focus on the powerful, euphoric, magical, synchronistic, beautiful parts of life and the universe will keep giving them to you.

CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

Be happy and love the life you're living. Share it with others and you'll see how your joy and positivity will affect the lives of the people around you.

What does your life echo back at you?

I hope it's everlasting joy!

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and damon.lindsay2 like this

Is "ugh" an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.

Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and sirskitten1 like this

I fucking love you (I.F.L.Y.)

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

I'm not a bitch.

I'm a teller of unfortunate truths

perellano, UserOne, AndSheCame and sirskitten1 like this

I'd like to apologize to all my friends for being a bad influence.

I'd like to but I'm not because I'm a damn good time.

CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and sirskitten1 like this

REASONS TO BE MY FRIEND:

I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to. You probably will because I'm hilarious.

-Juliane-, CurrentNobody, juliettebravo, AndSheCame and sirskitten1 like this

What is your favorite childhood memory?

Mine was not paying bills.

Just saying...

CurrentNobody and sirskitten1 like this

The human body has seven trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them.

petegutz2, sonybox, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, sirskitten1, juliettebravo and JMBis like this

reposted by sirskitten1

I'm going to place an, "Out of Order", sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, sirskitten1 and juliettebravo like this

reposted by sirskitten1 and CurrentNobody

It's not my fault you thought I was normal.

Just saying...

CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, sirskitten1 and juliettebravo like this

reposted by sirskitten1

I don't understand what the big deal is...

If you are Jewish, tell me, "Happy Hanukkah."

If you are Christian, tell me, "Merry Christmas."

If you are African-American, tell me, "Joyous Kwanzaa."

If you do not prefer those, tell me, "Happy Holidays."

I will not be offended and I will be thankful that you took the time to say something nice to me.

CurrentNobody, sirskitten1, AndSheCame and damon.lindsay2 like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

"Being an atheist is okay.
Being an atheist and shaming religions and spirituality as silly and not real is not okay.

Being a Christian is okay.
Being homophobic, misogynistic, racist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not okay.

Being a reindeer is okay.
Bullying and excluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not okay."

damon.lindsay2, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and sirskitten1 like this

reposted by sirskitten1

"The universe is always speaking to us. ... Sending us little messages, causing coincidences and serendipities, reminding us to stop, to look around, to believe in something else, something more."

~Nancy Thayer

damon.lindsay2, sirskitten1 and lonelyscribe like this

reposted by sirskitten1

My interest in what you have to say may be fake, but the sarcasm is real.

BoldDelight and Sledge like this

I express all of my emotions by saying "fuck" in various tones.

BoldDelight and Sledge like this

I made the naughty list again this year.

Sledge likes this

Some people think I say inappropriate things...

I prefer to think of it as, radical honesty.

BoldDelight, Sledge, AndSheCame, UserOne and CurrentNobody like this

We are human.
We are not perfect.
We are alive.
We try things.
We make mistakes.
We stumble. We fall.
We get hurt. We rise again.
We try again.
We keep learning.
We keep growing.
And we are thankful for this priceless opportunity called life.

Ziya, petegutz2, buzzielizzy, crftmgk, UserOne, Sledge, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and sirskitten1 like this

reposted by sirskitten1, UserOne and DarkBlack

"You need Power,
only when you want
to do something harmful
otherwise
Love is enough to get everything done."

~Charlie Chaplin

buzzielizzy, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Another year older, but definitely not any wiser.

buzzielizzy, sirskitten1 and Sledge like this

Your spouse is the only person who has seen you at your worst, smelled your morning breath, put up with your crazy relatives, endured your quirky habits, and still loves you more than anyone else.

BoldDelight and damon.lindsay2 like this

Not to brag, but I just went into another room and actually remembered why l went in there.

It was the bathroom, but still...

damon.lindsay2, Sherry89, juliettebravo, AndSheCame, petegutz2, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and Sledge like this

I always mean what I say.

I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

petegutz2, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

"Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change.

Kiss slowly, play hard, forgive quickly, take chances, give everything, and have no regrets.

Life is too short to be anything but happy."

JMBis, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Hank-the-knife like this

"Your ancestors took the lash, the branding iron, humiliations and oppression because one day they believed you would come along to flesh out the dream."

Quote of the Day, courtesy of Dr Maya Angelou

BoldDelight and Sledge like this

Dream until it becomes your reality.

petegutz2, AndSheCame and Fionacatherine like this

THIS POST IS FOR ANYONE WHO'S BEEN THROUGH IT, GOING THROUGH IT, AND GOT THROUGH IT.

STAY UP. STAY BLESSED AND STAY POSITIVE

Sledge, juliettebravo, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and damon.lindsay2 like this

"Do what makes you happy.

Be with who makes you smile.

Laugh as much as you breathe.

Love as long as you live."

Sledge, CurrentNobody, UserOne and AndSheCame like this

When I see lovers' names carved into a tree, I don't think it's cute, I just think it's strange how many people take knives on dates.

UserOne, perellano, Stig300, BoldDelight, SlickMemes, streetmedic, -Juliane-, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, Ziya and 2 others like this

reposted by streetmedic and uglyteen

I don't have a bucket list, but my fuck-it list is a mile long.

Stig300, Hank-the-knife, SlickMemes, streetmedic, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, Ziya and Sledge like this

reposted by CurrentNobody and SlickMemes

If it involves fake smiling, I'm not going.

AndSheCame, Ziya, BoldDelight, Fionacatherine, Sledge and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

I actually gave a shit earlier.

You missed it.

johanhnb1978, AndSheCame, Ziya, BoldDelight, Fionacatherine, Sledge and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by Sledge

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to...

unless you're in prison.

buzzielizzy, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

reposted by Sledge

"There is nothing greater you can say to God than thank you".

~Maya Angelou

BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and Sledge like this

Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or high school.

Oh wait, I'm at work.

CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and Sledge like this

It's not my fault you thought I was normal.

CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and Sledge like this

reposted by Sledge

What's your favorite childhood memory?

Not paying bills.

prubton, damon.lindsay2, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, JMBis and Sledge like this

reposted by Sledge

Roses are red

Pizza sauce is too

I ordered a large

And none of it's for you

damon.lindsay2, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, JMBis and Sledge like this

“People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love.”

~Dr. Seuss

CurrentNobody, damon.lindsay2, Hank-the-knife, Sledge, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine and lonelyscribe like this

reposted by Sledge

I'm just here to establish an alibi.

damon.lindsay2 and CurrentNobody like this

I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on.

AndSheCame, lonelyscribe and damon.lindsay2 like this

I should be ashamed of my behavior.

To be clear, I'm not, but I should be.

AndSheCame and damon.lindsay2 like this

I need a vacation...

Someone kidnap me please.

Campo, perellano, buzzielizzy, eulekauzig, roosterbear, Ziya, JMBis, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by FrankTheTank and Campo

Who do you love?

CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and JMBis like this

People say my morals are old fashioned.

I say my morals are simply a sign that I was brought up properly.

Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, Ziya and JMBis like this

All I heard was, "I swear it will be funny" and now we are in jail.

perellano, Fionacatherine, BoldDelight, TimBuktu, JMBis, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

You are never too old to throw random shit into other people's shopping carts when they aren't looking.

Fionacatherine, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and JMBis like this

We all need each other.

BoldDelight, petegutz2, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, Ziya and ErikSmit like this

Imagine a world of abundance.

BoldDelight and juliettebravo like this

Experience is a name we give to our mistakes.

AndSheCame and damon.lindsay2 like this

Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out.

petegutz2, BoldDelight, AndSheCame and Ziya like this

Be the calm center of a storm.

BoldDelight, AndSheCame, -Juliane- and Ziya like this

True LOVE has no expiration date.

AndSheCame and damon.lindsay2 like this

Open your arms if you want to be held.

AndSheCame, BoldDelight and Fionacatherine like this

Due to personal reasons,
I'll be drinking again this weekend.

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Forgiveness is the best form of love.

It takes a strong person to say sorry and an even stronger person to forgive.

CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

Good things are coming.

Just keep believing.

CurrentNobody, BoldDelight and AndSheCame like this

I don't judge people based on their race, gender, sexual preference, or physical looks.

I judge them by whether they're an asshole or not.

Stig300, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, UsualMan, BoldDelight and AndSheCame like this

reposted by CurrentNobody and sirskitten1

Someone who really loves you sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, how hard you are to handle, but still wants you in their life.

BoldDelight, AndSheCame, lonelyscribe, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

Worry less.
Smile more.
Accept criticism.
Take responsibility.
Listen and Love.
Don't hate.
Embrace change.
Feel good anyway.

AndSheCame, UsualMan, Hank-the-knife, JMBis and damon.lindsay2 like this

No family is perfect.

We argue, we fight.

We even stop talking to each other at times.

But in the end, family is family.

The love will always be there.

damon.lindsay2, BoldDelight, AndSheCame and lonelyscribe like this

In life, you will realize there is a role for everyone you meet.

Some will test you, some will use you, some will love you, and some will teach you.

But the ones who are truly important are the ones who bring out the best in you.

They are the rare and amazing people who remind you why worth it.

Stig300, Fionacatherine, damon.lindsay2, nipase, eulekauzig, BoldDelight, AndSheCame, lonelyscribe and Hank-the-knife like this

reposted by BoldDelight

A person's most useful asset is not a head full of knowledge, but a heart full of love, an ear ready to listen and a hand willing to help others.

damon.lindsay2, streetmedic, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and lonelyscribe like this

"When you're thankful for what you have, you are always rewarded with more.

Try to stay positive and things will get better."

damon.lindsay2, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

The best relationship is when you can act like lovers and best friends at the same time.

damon.lindsay2, eulekauzig, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, lonelyscribe and AndSheCame like this

$I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.$

damon.lindsay2, Stig300, Luca.Cheers, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and AndSheCame like this

And here we fucking go again!

...I mean good morning.

damon.lindsay2, eulekauzig, UsualMan, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and AndSheCame like this

Good morning...

Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

damon.lindsay2, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

Yes, I know I'm going to hell in gasoline underwear for laughing at that, but that shit was hilarious.

damon.lindsay2, eulekauzig, AndSheCame, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Someone you know is gay.

Maybe even someone you love.

Think before you speak hate.

damon.lindsay2, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, BoldDelight and AndSheCame like this

Call me if you get lost.

damon.lindsay2, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

“Kindness in words creates confidence.

Kindness in thinking creates profoundness.

Kindness in giving creates love.”

UserOne, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and lonelyscribe like this

LOVE IS NEVER WRONG

sonybox, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, schnudelhupf, CurrentNobody and damon.lindsay2 like this

Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.

Sherry89, damon.lindsay2, siouxz, lonelyscribe, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

Sometimes it physically hurts me to hold in my sarcastic comments.

Just saying...

OpenWorld, BoldDelight, damon.lindsay2, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

I operate in a space of LOVE

damon.lindsay2, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

“He who allows his day to pass by without practicing generosity and enjoying life's pleasures...

breathes but does not live”.

~Sanskrit Proverb

damon.lindsay2 and AndSheCame like this

"Silence the angry man with love. Silence the ill-natured man with kindness. Silence the miser with generosity. Silence the liar with truth."

~Gautama Buddha

damon.lindsay2, BoldDelight and AndSheCame like this

Life is too short to worry about stupid things.

Have fun. Fall in love.

Regret nothing, and don't let people bring you down.

damon.lindsay2, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine and lonelyscribe like this

"Silence the angry man with love. Silence the ill-natured man with kindness. Silence the miser with generosity. Silence the liar with truth."

~Gautama Buddha

damon.lindsay2, petegutz2, JMBis, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, sirskitten1, AndSheCame and Ziya like this

Listen to yourself and in that quietude you might hear the voice of God.

BoldDelight, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, lonelyscribe, sirskitten1, petegutz2 and damon.lindsay2 like this

I embrace who I am and love being me!

damon.lindsay2, juliettebravo, CurrentNobody, sirskitten1, AndSheCame and Fionacatherine like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

People who shine from within do not need the spotlight.

timothy21, lonelyscribe, petegutz2, Babs_77, damon.lindsay2, eulekauzig, juliettebravo, 77BabsTI, sirskitten1, CurrentNobody and 4 others like this

reposted by 77BabsTI

Who are you when no one is watching?

CurrentNobody, JMBis, Fionacatherine and sirskitten1 like this

Being sarcastic doesn't mean you're rude...

it means you have character.

AndSheCame, JMBis, CurrentNobody and lonelyscribe like this

Try being informed instead of just opinionated.

UserOne, Fionacatherine, juliettebravo, AndSheCame, JMBis, CurrentNobody and lonelyscribe like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

Everyone deserves to be loved.

SlickMemes likes this

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place.

CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, lonelyscribe and AndSheCame like this

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, lonelyscribe and AndSheCame like this

I like flaws and feel more comfortable around people who have them. I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

JMBis likes this

When you find someone who can make you laugh. Smile. Grow. Lust. Want. Crave. Feel. Make you mad but happy. Keep that. That's euphoria.

AndSheCame and Ziya like this

"When someone can make you see this broken world as beautiful...

You should never let them go."

AndSheCame, Ziya, sirskitten1 and lonelyscribe like this

reposted by sirskitten1

Be kind to unkind people.

They need it the most.

AndSheCame, sirskitten1, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm, and random shenanigans.

BoldDelight, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, perellano and petegutz2 like this

MIND:
Don't even say shit.

Just let it go.

It's not worth it.

MOUTH:
I find it funny how...

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

ME:
I need to do things

BODY:
You did a thing yesterday.

That's enough things.

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

ME:
I am exhausted

APPLE WATCH: You have taken 6 steps today

BoldDelight, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Apparently, I have an attitude.

Who fucking knew?!!

CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, IAmNerdWord77, AndSheCame and sirskitten1 like this

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

CurrentNobody and JMBis like this

It's okay to be angry. It's never okay to be cruel.

damon.lindsay2, AndSheCame, OpenWorld and lonelyscribe like this

People that hate you will look for everything that's wrong with you.

People that love you will look for everything that's good about you.

It's up to you who you choose to listen to.

UserOne, lonelyscribe, perellano, AndSheCame, JMBis, petegutz2, sirskitten1, CurrentNobody, BoldDelight and Fionacatherine like this

reposted by CurrentNobody and flolow

Any thought of love uplifts the vibration of the universe.

JMBis, SlickMemes, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and juliettebravo like this

When we embody love, we are the most powerful being in the Universe.

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, juliettebravo and sirskitten1 like this

Don't let anyone ever dull your SPARKLE!

sirskitten1, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

6 Things to Tell Yourself Today

1. I matter.
2. I'll get through this.
3. I am beautiful.
4. I deserve to be loved.
5. I can find peace, happiness, and contentment.
6. I will cut a bitch.

Fionacatherine and Ziya like this

If you think you can win me over with some food and a puppy...

you're damn right.

Fionacatherine, Ziya, swatchUSA, JMBis and IAmNerdWord77 like this

The human brain is amazing. It functions twenty-four hours seven days a week from the day we are born and only stops when you are speaking to someone attractive.

Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, Ziya, lonelyscribe, JMBis and IAmNerdWord77 like this

I'm not an asshole, I'm the only one who has the balls to say what everyone is thinking.

BoldDelight, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, swatchUSA, JMBis and IAmNerdWord77 like this

I wanted to update everyone on the fact that absolutely nothing new is happening in my life.

BoldDelight, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, swatchUSA and IAmNerdWord77 like this

I'm not sure if I actually have free time or I just keep forgetting shit.

AndSheCame and sirskitten1 like this

Socially awkward, shy, and brutally honest.

No wonder people think I'm a weird asshole.

damon.lindsay2, BoldDelight, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, lonelyscribe and sirskitten1 like this

My Gut Feeling: Don't do it.

Me: Hmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmm...I'll do it.

AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, sirskitten1 and CurrentNobody like this

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

AndSheCame, sirskitten1, BoldDelight and CurrentNobody like this

People with weird personalities make the best friends.

Being able to be openly weird actually relieves stress and anxiety.

damon.lindsay2, AndSheCame, sirskitten1, CurrentNobody, lonelyscribe and JMBis like this

Do you know how cute I would be if I had more money?

sirskitten1 and CurrentNobody like this

Never leave home without a kiss, a hug and an I love you.

Ziya, JMBis, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and sirskitten1 like this

I apologize in advance for my social awkwardness

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Appreciate those who love you.

Help those who need you.

Forgive those who hurt you.

Forget those who leave you.

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Once in awhile someone amazing comes along...

and here I am!

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I want to remember that I am not my title, my position, my possessions, my appearance, my neighborhood, my age, my body size, my race, my sexual orientation, or my income level.

I am a soul.

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When someone says, "I forgot to eat," I think you must be some special kind of stupid.

I plan my entire day around eating.

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Been there done that. Then been there several more times, because I apparently never learn.

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Life is too short to be serious all the time.

So, if you can't laugh at yourself call me...

I'll laugh at you.

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We are best friends.

Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up...

After I finish laughing.

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If you call me from a private number, I will respect your privacy and not answer.

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Friendship will lift you up when the world has let you down.

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Whoever thinks money can't buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

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God often speaks to you through others.

Are you listening?

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No means NO!

Except if you are offering me food and I say no, then I actually mean yes but l say no because I'm trying to be polite.

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I'm sorry. I know I said "hi" but I wasn't really prepared for any follow-up conversation.

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I love you for exactly who you are.

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Confidently

Weird

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I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow...

I don't even know what I'm doing now.

Please don't do this to me.

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Stop asking me how I'm doing.

You know damn well I'm tired, hungry and need three margaritas delivered by puppies.

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As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

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I would like it better if "Spring Forward" happened at 4 p.m. on a Monday.

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I'm going to put an
"out of order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

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Your inappropriateness has no boundaries.

I like that shit.

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I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

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I can't believe that I wanted to grow up.

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I love doing something stupid and laughing about it for weeks.

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Designated

Drinker

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I may not be the most important person in your life.

I just hope when you hear my name, you smile and say, “That's my friend.”

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Do me a favor, SMILE.

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Humor contributes to my total well-being...

So I laugh a lot.

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Today's mood:

Cranky with a touch of psycho!!!

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A beautiful expression of love is to want the best for someone whether it includes you or not.

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We go together like drunk and disorderly.

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You stir up the cocktails.

I'll stir up the trouble.

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I love cats!

They're the epitome of indifference.

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This is the sign you were looking for.

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Sometimes I forget to thank the people who make my life happy in so many ways.

Sometimes I forget to tell them how much I really do appreciate them for being an important part of my life.

Thank you all for being there for me.

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I LOVE YOU.

You're probably thinking you don't even know me.

That's true.

But, if people can hate for no reason I CAN LOVE.

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We all have that one friend we can't put on speaker phone because we don't know what the fuck will come out of their mouth.

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Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.

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Tell someone you love them today because life is short. But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing.

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WHAT THE FUCK?!

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Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say!

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Life is better when you're laughing.

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May your New Year's end with counting numbers backwards rather than reciting the alphabet backwards.

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We are in the last month of the year. I just want to thank everyone who made me smile this year. You are one of them. So here's a Big Thank you!

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“I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.”

~Kurt Cobain

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I have too many flaws to be perfect, but I have too many blessings to be ungrateful.

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If I lived to be over 100, I would mess with people and credit my longevity to eating a pine cone daily.

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When someone yells stop, I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

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If you can't win an argument, correct their grammar instead.

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If people winked in real life as much as they do in text messages, the world would be a really creepy place.

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The phrase “Don't take this the wrong way.” has a zero percent success rate.

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So in retrospect, in 2015 not a single person got the answer right to “where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

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I don't think people realize how amazing they are.

Let me be the first to tell you today how awesome you are.

You are AWESOME!

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"I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host!"

~Dorothy Parker

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My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook.

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Alarm clocks should come with sounds like “tiny doll feet scampering into the closet” because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that.

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Thank you so much for the birthday wishes.

Hearing from so many family members and friends makes me feel grateful for all the wonderful people in my life.

My birthday was awesome, and that's thanks to all the awesome people who took time to send me birthday wishes.

I love you all!

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I can't wait for that to never happen.

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Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.

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I say, "I shouldn't be telling you this," at the beginning of every conversation so people will listen to what I'm saying.

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“As a child of God, I am greater than anything that can happen to me.”

~Abdul Kalam

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Once you get past my charm, good looks, intelligence and my sense of humor I think it's my modesty that stands out.

just saying...

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I can't imagine the self-control required to work at a bubble wrap factory.

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I'm not shy I'm just good at figuring out who's worth talking to.

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"Real love, on the other hand, is like the north star in the storms of life; it is constant, sure, and true. Whenever we're lost and confused we can find strength in the love that we have chosen."

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"Real love is an unconditional commitment to an imperfect person."

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Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

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Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old.

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I wish my wallet came with free refills.

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"You are the Soul of the Soul of the Universe. And your name is Love"

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Not to spoil the ending for you, but everything is going to be alright.

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"Good friends help you to find important things when you have lost them...

your smile, your hope, and your courage."

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Our past often holds us back from embracing the future.

Rise above your heart and feel the energy of your dreams!

Believe in the power of us and know we are all connected.

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You are more powerful than you know and they fear the day you discover it.

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Of course size matters...

No one wants a small cup of coffee.

Just saying...

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I'm a fucking animal in bed.

More specifically a koala.

I can sleepfor 22 hours a day.

-Juliane-, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

"If we could look into each other's hearts and understand the unique challenges each of us faces, I think we would treat each other more gently, with more love, patience, tolerance, and care."

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Dear God, thank you for surrounding me with such wonderful, loving, and good people.

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Sometimes I think a soulmate is someone who will make you the most "you" that you can possibly be.

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I guess the real fact of the matter is, we don't know what tomorrow is going to bring and the only thing we really have is right now. So, don't stay angry for too long and learn to forgive.

Love your friends and family with all your heart. Have fun and live your life the way you want to live it. Most of all, don't worry about people that don't like you and enjoy the ones who do.

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I like to stare at the stars at night because they remind me of the infinite possibilities in life, and how one simple mistake means nothing to the universe.

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"A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot, and realize how blessed you are for what you have."

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The real revolution will be LOVE

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“The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds."

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“For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love.”

Carl Sagan

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That awkward moment when you're trying not to look when someone is staring at you.

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"May the sun bring you new energy by day, may the moon softly restore you by night, may the rain wash away your worries, may the breeze blow new strength into your being, may you walk gently thorugh the world and know it's beauty all the days of your life."

Apache Blessing

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Awkward just got sexy.

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“And, when you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.”

The Alchemist, by Paulo Coelho

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I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water and accidentally ate a whole pizza and cheesecake.

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Whenever I start feeling spontaneous my bank account quitely reminds me to calm the fuck down.

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Bad decisions make good stories.

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