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I'm sorry i hurt your feelings when i called you stupid.
I really thought you already knew it..!!

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Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.

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Confidence is not "They will like me."

Confidence is "I'll be fine if they don't."

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It's not in my job description to blow sunshine up your ass...
besides, that would be OVERTIME!

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If you see me eating a salad in a restaurant, I've been kidnapped and I am trying to signal you!

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that time when people do talk to each other whenever they are together and social life is not yet dominated by internet •••

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That awesome moment when emotions overwhelm you and give you chills throughout your body, and you feel like you can't breathe anymore. Just for that life is worth living

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je weiser ein mensch wird, desto weniger ist er an rechtfertigungen und erklärungen interessiert.

er steht auf, wünscht alles gute und geht einfach.

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Und dann wird man Erwachsen um festzustellen, dass Gerechtigkeit genauso real ist wie Einhörner, Feen und Zwerge.

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VIELE MENSCHEN SCHWIMMEN MIT DEM STROM, MANCHE DAGEGEN. ICH STEHE MITTEN IM WALD UND FINDE DEN FLUSS NICHT.

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Und was machen wir jetzt?

Jetzt kaufen wir uns ein Fernglas.

Und dann?

Dann schauen wir weiter.

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sometimes we should let the silence be our words,
the darkness our light
and the stillness our dance;

so that life is processed not only by our heads but also through our hearts.

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Ich bin nicht fett,
ich bin ein Geschmacks-
träger!

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I dreamed I won
one million pounds.
Now I miss the
money I never had.

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Trying to understand the behaviour of some people is like trying to smell the color 9 •

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If you want to go fast, go alone.

But if you want to go far, go together.

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I've never searched for "Prince Charming".
I always just needed someone who can live with the dragon I can be, with the demons I'm fighting against and with the mind I've got.

That's why he's so special to me. "Prince Charmings" you can find everywhere. But someone with the same level of madness...That's another story.

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THE ANSWER MAY NOT LIE AT THE BOTTOM OF A BOTTLE WINE. BUT YOU SHOULD AT LEAST CHECK.

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the thing about travelling that i love the most apart from the beautiful sites is that it lets you appreciate the people and the way they live •••

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"A Coke please."

"Is Pepsi ok?"

"You accept monopoly money?"

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Know well, what you sign up for...

Adulthood has a no cancellation policy!

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We're not adults.
We're just people who have reached full height potential.

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be strong and move on its time for you to be happy again

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Dear feelings,

I will not ignore you because without you I'd feel dead.

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When you have more than you need build a bigger table - not a higher fence.

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If less is more
I prefer nothing

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Powerpoint ist, wenn jemand 5 Stunden arbeitet um 20 Minuten zu zeigen, was er auch in 5 minuten hätte sagen können!

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There is no more slippery a slope than the path of least resistance.

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Marzipankartoffeln zählen doch auch zum Gemüse, oder?

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whenever you feel getting pulled into other people's nonsense, repeat these words :

Not my circus.
Not my monkeys.

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I can't tell if it's killing me or making me stronger.

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If you're the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room.

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Bewerbungsgespräch:

"Ihre Stärken?"

"Ich bin sehr hartnäckig."

"Wir melden uns."

"Ich warte hier."

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Say
boo
and
scary
on

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* *
- ¤ ¤
o

o o
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FEAR OF THE DARK

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“Stupidity is one of the two things we see most clearly in retrospect. The other is missed chances.”

Stephen King

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I lost my unicorn.

If one of you finds it...

...please take less drugs.

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Nothing haunts
us like
the things we don't say.

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some people remind us of blisters; they show up after the work is done.

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the bad news is:
time flies...

the good news is:

you are the pilot.

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Was ich von Fitness halte?

Abstand.

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I will wait for you because honestly I don't want anyone else.

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And when she
came along, she
brought the morning.
And everything
was perfect.

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if i had a twin that was born 5 minutes after me. i would always say "when i was your age" and proceed to tell them what i had done 5 minutes ago.

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Friend: Yeah, I'm getting straight A's this semester and got accepted to 7 grad schools. Going to South Asia this summer.

Me: I didn't cry today.

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rather than teaching kids what to think we should teach them how to think

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It's
Pink Wednesday today!

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But, I will bleed my mouth dry, to tell you.

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It may take me longer to get to the top but that's because I'm carrying my self-respect with me.

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I always start phone conversations with "my phone is about to die.." just so people don't waste my time.

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RESPECT EXISTENCE
OR
EXPECT RESISTANCE.

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You call me up again
just to
break me like a promise

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Egal wie tief man die Messlatte für den menschlichen Verstand ansetzt, jeden Tag kommt jemand und marschiert aufrecht drunter durch.

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A
Pretty
Face
is
Nothing
If
You
Have
An
Ugly Heart

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A comfort zone is a beautiful place, but nothing ever grows there.

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It's Friday I'm in love...

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I made friends
with Solitude.
She's nice.
We take long
walks together.
She puts her head
on my shoulder,
while I read.
She always listens.
She tells me we're
perfect, and I laugh.

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I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you're a fucking moron is considered inappropriate & is frowned upon and I was raised better than that.

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I try to talk to you, but it's like you don't even notice me, no matter how much I cry or tell you I love you.

Then I realised, that's because you're a character in a TV series.

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Mathe klingt für mich ja ungefähr so:

Es waren einmal zwei Kamele, eins davon war lila. Wie viel wiegt der Sand, wenn es dunkel ist?

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Vielen Dank an jene, welche die Uhr von Winterzeit auf Regenzeit umgestellt haben.

Sommerzeit ihr Pfeifen, Sommerzeit!

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People say it's lonely at the top

It's lonely at the bottom, too

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No, you're not going crazy.

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LIFE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PERFECT

MOST IMPORTANTLY IT HAS TO BE LIVED

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MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT,
MAYBE IT'S AN INSTAGRAM FILTER.

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Just because the people you care about don't like your art, that doesn't mean you're not talented.

Conversely, you can have throngs of fans; that doesn't mean you have talent.

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i don't like to think before i speak...

i like to be as surprised as everyone else what falls out of my mouth.

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hearing my voice on a recording makes me want to apologize to every single person I've ever talked to.

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i have no feelings or emotions

just sarcasm running through my veins

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there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

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The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.

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It's Thursday, or as I like to call it:

Day 4 of the hostage situation.

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imagine how cool being a pet fish is like

you're swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

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What would I do without boldomatic and without the many awesome people here?

Its one of the most amazing things that has ever happened to me :)

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Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I'm a woman.

And we never forget.

Anything.

Ever.

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Mehr Alkohol, weniger Kater.

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People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point.
The glass is refillable.

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When you see a
"Do not touch" sign.

Hmm...

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your smile is my wing and your laugh let me fly

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I can't cook you say? Well, you've obviously never tried my cereal.

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I don't need a gift from you,
because seeing you
would be gift enough.

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my doctor Told me To Start Killing People !

Well not in those exact words,
He said I Had to reduce the stress in my life?

SAME THING:

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die with memories,
not dreams.

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Hey sorry I'm late I didn't want to come.

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I can't wait untill the day I don't have to write you a "good morning" text, untill the day I can give you a good morning kiss, instead.

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Just

see me

without
filters
then
love me
or hate me

true

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We can only blame ourselves For all the Crime and Violence today.
We Removed All The Phone Booths And Now SUPERMAN
Has NOWWHERE TO CHANGE !!!

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It's like you wanna be left alone but still want people to notice your absence.

I know.

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Me without you?
It's like a sneaker without laces, a geek without braces,

asentencewithoutspaces

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A winner is just a loser who tried one more time.

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It's easy to keep pretending that there's nothing wrong.
But it's harder to keep your head up and be fucking strong.

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I really need to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" Some people are starting to take it as a personal challenge.

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Sorry dude.
I don't speak dick.

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To all my bolders who post Controversial, Obscene, Dirty, Offensive, Sarcastic & Derogatory posts,

Keep that shit up. I like it.

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CAN I KISS YOU?
BUT REALLY I MEAN CAN I SWAP SPIT WITH YOU AT AN ACUTE ANGLE WHILE DROWNING

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Let's have a beer. And talk about how bad everything is.

Until we fall in love

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A fuck must be earned. I can't go down the street with a bucket of fucks, giving them out to everyone.
If I feel that you've earned it, I will give a fuck.

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Everytime you use woodies, a tree smiles knowing there's life after death.

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I'm always on the verge of running five miles or drinking a bottle of wine.

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Gib deine Träume nicht auf.
Schlaf weiter.

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Nobody move!
I've lost my brain •

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We don't need a holy war, we need a holy peace.

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Not that you're fat or something...

but are you pregnant?

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Bold words are not words of war, but of our feelings, our failures, maybe, love gained, love lost, inspiration, and advice, when asked. I hope it stays that way 'cause that's why i'm here.

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WORK HARD TO ACHIEVE WHAT YOUR MIND DESIRES

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when you are dead,you don't know that you are dead.It's difficult only for the others.
It is the same when you are stupid

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A real man treats his lady like he wants another man to treat his daughter!!

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J??o??d??i??e??T??

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A whole-hearted try is as successful at failure, anyone can be.
Getting up again, makes you a survivor. Might not work for everyone. But this is what I tell myself.

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In life you will find that you have to make decisions that make sense to none but you.

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"Geh doch einfach weg."

Die ultimative Antwort auf alle Fragen vor 9 Uhr.

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I wish i was kissing you instead of missing you.

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Worry is a total
waste of time..
it doesn't change anything..
all it does is steal
your joy and keeps
you very busy doing nothing •

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When you stretch, and your inner porn star moan accidentally comes out •

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If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.

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Parenting advice:

Let your 12 year old daughter smoke in the house, just not in front of her kids.

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so much communicating
so little dialogue

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$~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ * * * * * * * * Happy Birthday kj55! \^.^ ~•~ ^.^/ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ @@@@@@@@$

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Trying to be as quiet as possible when everyone else is still asleep. While everyone is super loud while you're asleep.

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She laughs and laughs at the same jokes that weren't funny before you had your dick in her mouf*...

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Not a soul speaks English where I'm from. The only language spoken is Dumbass.

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You're a special kind of fucked aren't you

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You are the reason why I look down at my phone, smile and then walk into a pole.

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A moment of silence to all the people who can't find their name on a coke bottle.

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IF YOU FALL, I'LL BE THERE.

-FLOOR

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Looking for _____?
You get what you give.

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FRIDAY NIGHTS

when you can feel the energy and life in the air

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Come to my
dreams if you can,
tonight, I will kiss you there •

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Every time I actually get out and try to be social,

I meet shady, fucking flaky-as-hell people and wish to just sit at home again. >_<

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Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that's what alcohol is for.

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Usually I want dinner before we shower together but I guess I'll make an exception for you.

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If you don't use an empty house to sing obnoxiously off key naked or in your underwear then you're doing life wrong.

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I'm not rude. I'm just honest at the wrong times

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If you gotta* whore to survive, be your own pimp; fuck on your own terms.

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Heaven or Hell could be just a step away.

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mit dir würde ich überall hingehn,

sogar zu weit

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My phone's in my hand almost every second of the day so if you think I'm ignoring you, I probably am.

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What fear have you,
when every greeting
is a disguised, "goodbye;"
a false start,
some non-beginning,
a betrayed communion?
What guilt have you,
in no plan or follow through?
Find now, the fruits of your labor: Deaf ears and ravaged hearts; emptied.

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The one thing I like about voice messages

erasing them.

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We have two lives, and the second begins when we realize we have only one

~ Confucius

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Why is it that when you think of someone you like, the tendency to smile like a blithering idiot shortly comes after?

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i'm drunk! has nothing to do with the bags, just wanted everyone to know.

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A relationship is only for two people, but some bitches don't know how to count.

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It's nude o'clock.

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If I were to give up Sarcasm, that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communication.

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Bible kill count: Satan 10 - God 2,339,336
plagues not included.

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if you don't like where you are, move!

you are not a tree

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No one ever gets tired of loving.

But people may get tired of waiting, assuming, hearing lies, saying sorry and hurting.

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Be You.

The World will adjust

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loving someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a ship at the airport

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Beds are sl*ts.
They sleep with everyone.

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Nothing is out of your reach if you

believe.

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I can't believe we're in the second half of the year already and that 1994 was 20 years ago.

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Hi bolders!!

bolcamp is waiting for you! check the user 'boldcamp' for more informations

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Love can be like amnesia. With the right person, you forget where you are, what you were saying, and, in extreme cases, you forget your own name.

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Love is magnificent. Love will drive you up the walls. Love will make you feel ways you hadn't even thought possible. Love lifts you up and drops you down and picks you right back up. Love changes the world and love has changed me.

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"Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing that you have left is a hole in you life where that somebody that you cared for used to be."

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I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.

- Tupac Shakur

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So, tell me...
How long do I have to ignore you, before you understand, it means, "get the fuck out of here?"

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A drop in the rain
A moment of pain
A ray of sunshine
A lifetime of you being mine.

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I knew this would become my big night when I found this old m&m under my mattress.

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I don't care if you think I'm a bitch, as long as I made you think.

Reposted from Ms_Ntlebi

Keyis, appleprincess and mylisa1970 like this

It's your job to make you happy.

Embrace the little things, shrug off the negativity and celebrate whatever it is you've accomplished.

Reposted from brody

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Do you consider yourself kinky?

Reposted from dAn

Relax....

We're all crazy.
It's not a competition.

Reposted from 2schaa

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WHO WANTS TO BE MY 2.000th FOLLOWER?

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

• Mae West

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Smiling is contagious, and like a homeopathic version of happy pills. Spread liberally and increase dosage, as needed.

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Okay. I think I've said too much.

Now my notifications tell me that someone 'wanked' my post.

Which makes me horny, by the way.

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Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didnt make the cut.

Reposted from 2schaa

misterlab, appleprincess, 2schaa, allisonrae and coco03 like this

A PARTY WITHOUT ME IS
JUST A MEETING

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Sarcasm is like a good game of chess. Most people dont know how to play chess.

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So, I think it's about time we get honest with children about how they're bad at most things.

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I CAN'T DECIDE WHAT I SHOULD EAT, WHILE KIDS IN AFRICA ARE STARVING TO DEATH.

Reposted from Akatrine

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When someone with little time left, chooses to spend it,
making others miserable,
to the very end.
I'll never get that.

Reposted from anonymous

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The high ground is actually
a better vantage point, from which, to destroy your enemies.

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Welcome to my world!
Now
get out.

Reposted from 2schaa

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BOLDOMATIC
irreverent
Incorrect
Inappropriate
Insatiable
Insane
And I'm All In!!!

Luv IT!!!

Reposted from BlackJack83

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The day is dreary, I am weary. Can't lift my head up from the bed. Have to muster the power to get in the shower...

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You'd better listen to your heart because I think your mind is fucked.

Reposted from _Nathalie_

panzo64, misterlab and mylisa1970 like this

Why elfs laugh when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls.Go team #USA

Reposted from anonymous

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Everyone's crazy except you and me.

And I'm not that sure about you.

Reposted from anonymous

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I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU...

Reposted from anonymous

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What is a dad? A dad is a person who's loving and kind. Who so often knows what you have on your mind. He's someone who listens, suggests and defends - a dad can be one of your very best friends. He's proud of your triumphs, but when things go wrong, a dad can be patient and helpful and strong. In all that you do, a dad's love plays a part - there's always a place for him deep in your heart. Thank You.. not only for the little things you've done, but for all the truly important gifts that only a dad could give. Happy Father's Day.

Reposted from kj55

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Sometimes, you've gotta rage, in order to move on.

• Alex Vause

Reposted from anonymous

An opinion without 3.14 is an onion...

You'll understand.

Reposted from iheartcheese

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You know you're in Zurich when you see a Porsche driver at a traffic light sniffing coke.

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that awkward moment when I'm drunk
and you're still ugly

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Sometimes
memories sneak
out of my eyes and
roll down my cheeks •

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obiruss, MsVoorhees, Jjs_thoughts, jefrey, mairoula, aloesoard, annino, Lirpae.., sohacosm, 2schaa and 1 other like this

If youth
only
knew !
If age
only
could !

Reposted from Babs_77

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Piglet:
"How do you spell love?"

Pooh:
"You don't spell it. You feel it."

Reposted from sohacosm

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all kinds of physical pain are still better than a little wound in your heart or brain

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Do you ever start writing a post and halfway through you're just like "nah"

Reposted from 2schaa

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You can touch my balls. But you shouldn't dare to touch my meatballs.

Reposted from A.M.

silence is not the absence of words

silence is the existence of thoughts

Reposted from anonymous

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When I'm with you, the only place I'd rather be is closer.

Reposted from anonymous

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The trouble with jogging is, by the time you realize you're not fit for it, it's too far to walk back •

Reposted from Lirpae..

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I'm gonna* make some meatballs...
But first -
let me take a selfie.

Reposted from anonymous

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it's sad that a lot of people have stopped dreaming.

Reposted from kkprsy

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Actually, if meatballs were flat, they'd be hamburgers

Reposted from swatchUSA

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music is the only drug we can't overdose

Reposted from againandagain

I now pronounce you husband and wife - you may change your Facebook status.

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

savay1985 and allisonrae like this

Excuse me, do you have pregnancy tests?

Yes we do.

Are the questions of the test difficult?

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

savay1985, NukeSkywalker and 2schaa like this

Mirror, mirror,
on the wall; who's the -

• Medusa

Reposted from anonymous

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This awkward moment when you wrote something to be proud, but nobody like

Reposted from Babs_77

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If you find it necessary to judge me by my past, don't be surprised if I find it necessary to put you there.

Reposted from Ms_Ntlebi

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I AM ONLY FUNNY IN MY HEAD

Reposted from anonymous

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If you can take her from me,
You can have her,
You've earned her.

Reposted from cybersont

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When you truly believe that love is forever, so, despite whatever they did that scars you, you can't bring yourself to hate them.
Just how they hurt you.

Reposted from anonymous

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Eye contact is beautiful.
Unless you're wearing a mask.

Reposted from anonymous

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Never stress over what could've been. Cause if it should've been then it would've been.

Reposted from 2schaa

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you came on your own,
that's how you'll leave.
with hope in your hands and air to breathe.

Reposted from _Nathalie_

The only person you should try to be better then...
is yourself.

Reposted from adriantiger

thecubemaster, savay1985 and epstein like this

Your life is your message to the world. Make sure it is inspiring.

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

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the art of understanding

Reposted from anonymous

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Drink like nobody's driving.

Reposted from satan

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Said to myself, "Self" - & I knew it was me cause I recognized my voice & was wearing my underwear - "You should just relax & take some you time"...So we did.

Reposted from 2schaa

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People wait
all week for Friday,
all year for summer,
all life for happiness.

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

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Sometimes we choose to make people special in our lives, but they
choose to be assholes. Understand, it's much more a reflection on their bad choices, than yours. Don't let it turn your heart.

Reposted from anonymous

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When the most annoying person complains about someone being annoying.

Reposted from Ms_Ntlebi

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Hair and make-up by
The Joker

Reposted from anonymous

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Get your hands
out of your pants,
and find romance.

Reposted from anonymous

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In case of sex, use condom,

in case of bike, use helmet.

Reposted from anonymous

Lis73, Gabbem and skipp like this

If I didn't respect you, your opinion wouldn't matter.

But, I do. So, it does.

Reposted from anonymous

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Wonders what way you would choose? The one to the left... with nothing right? Or the one to the right... with nothing left?

Reposted from 2schaa

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For the construction of
12 hospitals
it takes
250 million $
i.e. the price of
8 hours on war

Holy shit! Give them a fucking day off!

Reposted from Babs_77

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Silence is a girls loudest cry.

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

giertsen, collegebuddies and NukeSkywalker like this

You don't have to be a cowboy to ride off into the sunset.

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

NukeSkywalker likes this

"When you die you're not going to take your car, money, or any on that with you. At the end of the day it's all about finding love."

Reposted from kj55

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Someone told me I'm immature.

Guess whose not allowed in my tree house?

Reposted from 2schaa

thecubemaster and 2schaa like this

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

Reposted from Loupi4614

hannahe1198, obiruss, coda, ThisIsYourBoob, sinderella, oliviaschnee, mikedrew, prubton, m_anka, NicoB and 4 others like this

I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD

(unfortunately
it's Buddha)

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

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talking bad about another person doesn't make you a better person

Reposted from avant-garde

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LET'S DO SOME "WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS" THINGS.

Reposted from mjf

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Every story has an end, but in life, every ending is a new beginning.

Reposted from guggigirl

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What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

-The mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.

Reposted from mklp123

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I've been feeling like I need to do those things I fear the most.

Reposted from brody

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Confidence is silent.

Insecurities are loud.

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

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If you see someone crying, ask if it is because of their haircut •

Reposted from Lirpae..

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The
ugliness of your heart will always shift to
your face.

Reposted from 2schaa

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If I'm still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.

Reposted from Ms_Ntlebi

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A single conversation across the table with a wise man is better than 10 years' study of books.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Reposted from dor1316

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No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness

Reposted from Babs_77

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50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

Reposted from avant-garde

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Women want someone who can make them laugh and someone who they feel safe with,
so basically, a clown ninja.

Reposted from 2schaa

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The ones who see you when you are invisible are the ones you should hold on to when you become famous

Reposted from thegingerninja

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If you think about it... ketchup is a tomato smoothie.

Reposted from anonymous

Maybe the sun doesn't want to be called hot.

Maybe it wants to be called beautiful.

Reposted from MeMyselfAnd..I

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lovers

that word really bums me out

..unless its between cheese and pizza

Reposted from brenzy

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Menschen die mit ihrem Tablet herumrennen um zu fotografieren, schneiden sich auch selbst die Haare.

Mit der Heckenschere.

Reposted from anonymous

fr0zen likes this

War does not determine who is right -

only who is left.

Reposted from anjellica

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We all have that one skinny friend who eats more than an elephant.

Reposted from MeMyselfAnd..I

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Silence
is golden but duct tape is silver

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

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some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about

Reposted from avant-garde

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! M E R D E !

shit always sounds better in french

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

Let's
can't sleep
together •

Reposted from Lirpae..

alexander12k likes this

Life's too short to waste time looking for the other sock.

Reposted from skybluevelvet

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Your mind is the greatest weapon there is.

Reposted from gregnessdom

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Of course, foreigners steal your job.

But maybe, if someone without contacts, money or speaking the language steals your job, you're shit?

Reposted from MooseOnDaLoose

"Don't worry,
the spider is
smaller than
you"

"...yeah, so is a
grenade"

Reposted from MeMyselfAnd..I

thecubemaster, mina.b, alexander12k, kiyah1620 and fr0zen like this

never say goodbye because goodbye means forever and forever means forgetting

-Peter Pan

Reposted from lolle01-10

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They say "Do one thing a day that scares you", so today I'll rape a coyote.

Reposted from satan

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hi hello if you're reading this i hope something good happens to you today

Reposted from avant-garde

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some people can't sleep because they have insomnia, I can't sleep because I have internet connection

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

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I love gay people.
Or as I sometimes call them, "people."

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

NicoB, kiyah1620, oliviajane2 and GaylrdSprFckr like this

Your car is German.
Your vodka is Russian.
Your pizza is Italian.
Your kebab is Turkish.
Your democracy is Greek.
Your coffee is Brazilian.
Your movies are American.
Your tea is Tamil.
Your shirt is Indian.
Your oil is Saudi Arabian.
Your electronics are Chinese.
Your numbers are Arabic.
Your letters are Latin.

And you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant?

Pull yourself together.

Reposted from marx

anna.panayi11, itchyPitchfork, simnik, kittkatt, sandrita3231, blair.waldorf, mgrau, velo_city, Wizzerd, _Victoria_ and 3 others like this

know who you are and know it's

enough

Reposted from RulesOfLife

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I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty

and I could not have described it any better

Reposted from avant-garde

mssherice, kiyah1620 and oliviajane2 like this

Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

Reposted from inesmbandeira

#life

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