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HE'S TAKING VIAGRA FOR HIS SUNBURN IT DOESN'T CURE IT BUT IT KEEPS THE SHEETS OFF HIS LEGS!
WHO
ARE
YOU
Let me climb to the top
of my own mountain;

Let me sail o'er the vastness of my own sea.

Let me fly to the stars
of my own dreaming;

Let my life's journey lead me
ever closer to me.


The first thing a man looks for in a woman is her heart. 
The fact that her breasts block the view is not our fault.








 I'm pretty sure
 I've said that before.
Random decluttering is better than no decluttering.
The sound of the sea. 

Rustling leaves. 

Towering clouds. 


I love you, Mother Nature.
MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY WAS BUILDING SANDCASTLES WITH MY GRANDPA.... UNTIL MY MOM HID THE URN FROM ME.
Reflect on questions like:

What is the purpose of life?

What makes my life meaningful?

What do I want to be reflecting on at the end of life?

This reflection often leads to a realization that our personal value is not tied to productivity, but instead we usually discover answers like love, joy, personal passion, and connection with others.
T rump
A lways
C hickens
O ut
 
 When all else fails, 
 the toasty warmth 
 of hot tea sliding 
 down your belly, 
 quietly hugging
 you from inside, 
 will still do.
                                 balloon races
                               leave no traces
                                   way up high
                                     in the sky
                                             /
WHOEVER CONVINCED BLIND PEOPLE THEY NEED SUNGLASSES WAS ONE HELL OF A SALESMAN.
End of an era?

Or end of an error?

Why do people 
like to tell you they 
"ran into your ex?"
Unless you ran into her with your car
I honestly don't
give a fuck.
Seriously.
Words are tools 
Assuaging doors 
to paths forever broken 
Thoughts ring out silently 
To Everything unspoken 
And time is 
but a symptom 
As I dare to plot my course 
Verily
I am no more now
Than I was then
Bathed in my remorse.
I'M SO FKN PISSED OFF I'VE HAD TO BUY THE SAME MOVIE TICKETS SIX TIMES NOW BECAUSE SOME ASSHOLE AT THE ENTRANCE KEEPS RIPPING THEM IN HALF.

 Nothing
 better than 
 a sweet
 3rd-grader
 telling me 
 I am beautiful!

If there was a line between right and wrong
I snorted it years ago.
KISSES TO THE SKY, I GOT A FEW ANGELS UP THERE.
The only person that ever wanted me for who 
I am is 
the police...
we celebrate YOU
Don't use a big word, when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic  expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.

GREAT EXPECTATIONS 


don't we all have them...

only to be disillusioned 
later

like Pip in the novel by 
Dickens


 
- lonelyscribe
“Dear whoever has to clean out my library,

These books and magazines have no value, but while I was alive, they brought me much richness.

They taught me to learn something new every day, to take risks, to see the world, to understand myself better, and to play.

But all these pages are just the byproducts of that experience, and like me, they will one day be ashes.

Perhaps some of the pages will inspire you to pursue a curiosity of your own, but if not, don't give it a second thought.”
IN FIFTY YEARS, SOME KID WILL HAVE A FURRY FOR A GRANDPARENT.


The first thing a man looks for in a woman is her heart. 
The fact that her breasts block the view is not our fault.
Echter Luxus ist leise
Don't use a big word, when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic  expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.
even if the Gods guide your hands, wash them often
            Imaginary Storm Aftermath


   The storm winds diminish, and I go
   outside to survey the damage.
   I find my trusty ebike up on the roof.

   I don't have my ladder right now, but
   I decide it's safe to climb up on my
  shoulders and then onto the roof to
  rescue the bike.

   I am forced to resort to this means of
  ascent because the steelhead next
  door borrowed my ladder to get over
  the waterfall last October, and never
  returned it.
professional
autograph
seekers

another profession of our brave
new world
Outsource the motivation: get a dog!

Could even be the neighbour's dog.

Once you start out on a walk with a dog, time flies.  And even bad weather isn't a problem if you're dressed appropriately.
Content with little,
but wish for more.
When life gives you pickles, make lemonade
Pink blooms on thorn bush;
late spring snow paints the desert
with sudden, bright hues.
propaganda is not only a beach

it's also historically packed with irony
This is the mystery I'm interested in: how we change without trying to change, how exposure rewrites us in ways we can't control or fully understand. And I think that's exactly what's happening with my reading now.
NUR PRINZESSCHEN RICHTEN IHR KRÖNCHEN.

KÖNIGINNEN ZIEHEN IHR SCHWERT!
Random decluttering is better than no decluttering.
A scientific study claims fertility is hereditary.

If your parents didn't have children, chances are, you won't either.
What is necessary 
for anyone who is gifted 
is there being 
a special kind of place, 
a certain kind of environment, 
to nurture 
& 
to cultivate 
a persons talent.

Ofrkjr
when a girl wears a bikini, 90% of her body is exposed, but most men are so well mannered, that they only look at the 10% that are covered.
pogrom revisited
we celebrate YOU
Gimme a chicken
for an aeroplane--




ain't got time to take a fast train.
Your gift is what comes easy to you, that's hard for most!

You don't have to be everyone's cup 
of tea.

Be gasoline.

Set shit on fire.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.