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I went out to, first clean my dog's poop, and then, to cut the grass. 
Unfortunately, the grass was sooooo tall, I couldn't even see the poop. 
I then proceeded to cut the grass. 
That wasn't going to happen, the grass was much to tall. 
Then, I proceeded to find the weed wacker, couldn't find the cord. 
Finally, I got the hedge trimmer, yup, the hedge trimmer, and I proceeded to cut my grass. Now that something you don't see everyday. 
Man, do I wish I was making this shit up. I went out to, first clean my dog's poop, and then, to cut the grass. Unfortunately, the grass was sooooo tall, I couldn't even see the poop. I then proceeded to cut the grass. That wasn't going to happen, the grass was much to tall. Then, I proceeded to find the weed wacker, couldn't find the cord. Finally, I got the hedge trimmer, yup, the hedge trimmer, and I proceeded to cut my grass. Now that something you don't see everyday. Man, do I wish I was making this shit up.
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