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Age 12:  
Fell off bike at high velocity onto gravel road.  Biked 5 miles home dripping with blood.

Age 45:
Used wrong pillow, back was nonfunctional for 2 days. Age 12: Fell off bike at high velocity onto gravel road. Biked 5 miles home dripping with blood. Age 45: Used wrong pillow, back was nonfunctional for 2 days.
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