amandalynnm's Posts

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

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laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

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Sun goes down earlier for short people.

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Throwing fertilizer at people that need to grow up.

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People are crazy. I mean, just look at me.

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Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.

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Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.

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Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.

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i still love u cody

THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

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THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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think happy
thoughts, nobody will do it for you

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I never tell little white lies, just big black truths

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I'm dating two guys: Ben and Jerry.

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Sometimes the universe removes a person from your life for your protection.

Don't run after them.

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You know why divorces are so expensive? Because they are worth it.

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You know why divorces are so expensive? Because they are worth it.

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you are ugly and that's the truth

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you are ugly and that's the truth

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No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine's day because no man
will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.

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BY THE WAY,
I'M WEARING
THE SMILE
YOU GAVE ME.

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BY THE WAY,
I'M WEARING
THE SMILE
YOU GAVE ME.

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I'm living in a fantasy, so get your reality away from me!

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your so ugly that hello kitty said goodbye to you

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LIFE HAS NO
REMOTE.
GET UP AND
CHANGE IT
YOURSELF.

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Get a condom for your heart; I'm about to fuck your feelings.

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Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

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Try to be less of a fucking piece of shit than you were yesterday.

- Buddha

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Silence
is golden but duct tape is silver

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*
LIFE HAS NO
REMOTE.
GET UP AND
CHANGE IT
YOURSELF.

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