arm_8991's Posts

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions.

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No, you're not fat. You're just easy to see.

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Why the fuck is the whole fucking world against me?

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The creative adult is the child who survived.

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It would be great if we could simply "delete" people from our life just like on facebook...

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WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY... Oh, there it is.

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It's
okay to
have flaws..
That's what makes you real •

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ERROR OCCURRED
DURING INITIALIZATION
OF HUMAN BEING

LET'S GO CRAZY

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missing someone isn't about how long it's been since you've seen them or the amount of time since you've talked.
it's about that very moment when you're doing something and wishing they were right there with you.

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The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.

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[objectiveC is:ugly andSucks:ass];

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Can we just skip to summer now?

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Get the kind of Friday you deserve.

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PROJECT MANAGER IS A PERSON WHO THINKS 9 WOMEN CAN DELIVER A BABY IN ONE MONTH

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I never make the same mistake twice.
I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure.

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life's like a penis, it's short but it seems long when it
gets hard

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don't take life too seriously...
you'll never get out of it alive!

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A jealous woman does better research than the FBI!

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Relationships are a lot like fat people,
most of them don't work out.

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SIMPLE LIFE is to enjoy

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I don't just want to be seen
I want to be remembered

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Everything is made in China. Except babies. They are made in vaChina.

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Hey, shut the door, drop your pants,
climb on top of me, and satisfy your needs.

Love always,
Your toilet

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90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women either.

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I wish my eyes could take photos.

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why stop dreaming when you wake up?

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Don't hit Kids!

No, seriously, they have guns now.

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Du weisst schon, zuviel Pizza ist ungesund.

Ja, aber der Doktor hat es mir empfohlen !

Welcher Doktor ?

Dr.Oetker

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chinese mafia is watching you

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don't be afraid to fail.
be afraid not to try.

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Do you remember the day when blackberry and apple were just fruits?

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happiness is like peeing in your pants. everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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Music never fails to fix my bad mood •

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You just lost 3 seconds reading this post

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