AuroraFlash's Posts

NEVER TURN A F+ INTO A F.

My palms are sweaty,
knees squeak, arms spaghetti.
You'll never catch me,
I scatter like confetti.

#catchmeifyoucan, #CatchMeIfYouCan

She's the answer to all the prayers made

#goddess

Her divine scent in the air,
her thick and fluffy hair...
I'm quietly witnessig her
being a sleeping
goddess

#goddess

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You will all die from diabetes!

#trickortreat

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Sometimes I wish I could turn forward time.

@ManuTiger

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watch me closely from the dark side of the moon

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THERE LIES HOPE IN EVERY HOPELESS SITUATION, WAITING TO BE DISCOVERED.

#hope, #hopeless, #discover, @PenSword72

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There is either more or less meaning to words. The page cannot tell.

#words, #meaning

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The dawn will not come.

- Here lies a pessimist proven right.

#gravestone

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I am a unicorn. So unique, still expressing my style using a pink gravestone.

#gravestone

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Whoever can read this is closer to me than he would have gotten when I was still alive. Don't come any closer.

#gravestone

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Note: we saved the gravestone and threw hell of a party instead.

#gravestone

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Here lies the sickest bastard of them all. He died in shame - just the way he lived. No one will ever miss him and many people prayed for the day to come.

#gravestone

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R.I.P.

resolve into past

#gravestone

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He lived, loved and lost.

-suits every gravestone

#gravestone

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It's just the stone on my grave telling that I was brave

#gravestone

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burn a bridge after
having built
a ship

@Vandtastic

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OH NO, NOT AGAIN!

#firstdate

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A real man will call and not text.

Reposted from WordNerd

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let's head over to your place. I don't want to wake up the children.

#firstdate

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a secret rendezvous

sitting by the lake
under the stars
with you

Reposted from anonymous

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flowers stay put,
this is a first date, not bring you I should

#firstdate

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ANYWAY YOU WANT IT ANYWHERE YOU NEED IT
I'LL BREAK EVERY PROMISE MADE

#firstdate

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#firstdate

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don't go for coffee on a first date unless you want to stay up alone that night

#firstdate

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#firstdate

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I never fuck on the first date...

...never say never!

#firstdate

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I'm so not excited about this first date...

#firstdate

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First or only date

- it's up to you

#firstdate

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Feel my mind twist as my words pierce through your heart.

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I cut through people with
words

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see the blind man shooting at the world. oh, the blind man is you.

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feel the chain
I put around your neck.

It will warm up eventually and soon it will feel familiar...

then I will unchain you

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time
can mend the pain but it can never end the pain

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I'm sexy and you know it

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woman
seeks for love but man
loves the car

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This was a man's world turned into nothing, nothing by alien women

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You are trying to fool a fool. I now recognize you as my equal, fool.

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I don't care if life attempts to break me,

I am unbreakable.

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behind this desk there is more than a politician in a suit, behind this desk is an idea and ideas are bulletproof.

#electionpledge, #nzztoolbox

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You're a total mess when even a handful of tranquilizers can't put you to rest...

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unprotected sleep

Turning off your alarm clock and immediately going back to sleep, risking not waking up for a job, class, or other daily task.

Reposted from phuamaxx

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Don't be rude for I don't want to be the gentle one in order to keep the balance.

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I'm so much fun, I'll fuck you all night and kill you for breakfast.

I want to fuck you in the toilet, then smash your head against the wall and leave you there.

Let me
take your life to mend
my pain
a little.

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"Silicone Valley", home of the biggest apples.

#plasticsurgery, #breasts, #apple, #hooters, #implants

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It's all about smoothing out creases

#plasticsurgery

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plastic surgery means
slicing off
the ugly parts of you.

#plasticsurgery

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I would frown upon your behavior but I got botox just today.

#plasticsurgery

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There are numerous people everywhere if you can't count to one.

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I take credit for that. Here is my credit card.

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I AM A BELIEVER!

I BELIEVE IN PAIN AND MISERY

BEYOND REASONABLE DOUBT.

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reposted by mmbevell

AIN'T NO SUNSHINE WHERE I GO.

ONLY DARKNESS
LIES AHEAD.

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I tend to laugh at people
who suggest
a search engine
as a friend.

They must be lonely.

duckface rhymes with f...

Insanity

is keeping an eye on me

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I
can't
get
no
sleep

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reposted by mmbevell

Standing in line, take the job home tonight and turn your wife on, heavy blow.
By the way
daylight is gray
You'll see that
waiting for
days to end
them singing songs to you stacking invoices
long overdue...

#jobinterview

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In the summertime whether people are high or not, there are purple clouds and perfect spots.

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Most people lack imagination; thus for some Big Apple means a lot of seduction, while others interpret it as making money with Jazz music and some think of New York as a big city.

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Are we happy?
Maybe so but do we realise it? Probably not.

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Wenn das Leben dir Zitronen gibt, spritz' sie in die Augen deiner Feinde!

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I don't like being interviewed without
cameras and microphones!

#jobinterview

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You want to know about me, boy? I'm willing to get paid for all the things I can accomplish for this company. I am capable of surpassing not only your expectations, but even your wildest dreams. Are you ready to get amazed?

#jobinterview

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Job interviews are like first dates: You put too much effort into checking if you're even barely interested.

#jobinterview, #dates, #dating, #interview

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I decided to do less of what makes me happy because it's killing me faster than expected, thus I applied for the job. Hire me or live with the guilt of murder.

#jobinterview

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"Why would you like to work here at McDonald's?"

"I love spitting on people's food, especially fat people. I like watching these obese creatures struggling with the front door and watching them sweat as they approach the counter"

#jobinterview

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"I see it that way: You want somerhing from me. So I'm asking the questions now."

#jobinterview

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1st question:
"WHY THE HELL DID IT TAKE YOU FUCKING THREE WEEKS TO INVITE ME FOR AN INTERVIEW!? ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS!?"

#jobinterview

"I'm quite ambitious, actually. Forget about the five-year-plan, I'll be running your company by October."

#jobinterview

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Desperate for a job: "I'm really glad you invited me. Isn't this great? All that opportunity. It just feels great being here, doesn't it? You can ask me anything. I think I like you. Let's go over to my place."

#jobinterview

It should be forbidden to make money selling legal drugs.

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ONE PILL MAKES YOU LARGER
AND ONE PILL MAKES YOU SMALL
AND THE ONES THAT MOTHER GIVES YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING AT ALL..

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ALL OF YOU FUCKED

FRIEDEN BIS ZUM TOD

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Living means fighting inevitable loss.

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reposted by Krimi63

Old politicians approach on Youtube...

Get rich or die tryin'

- W.A. Mozart

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If I'd be asked for my real name and didn't want to give it away, I'd simply use one that sounds real; Rebecca.

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Sometimes the first duty of intelligent men is the restatement of the obvious.

- Edward Snowden

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If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.

- Walt Disney

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Nationalism is power hunger tempered by self-deception.

- George Bush Senior

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People sleep peacably in their beds all night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

- Chuck Norris

Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.

- David Hasselhoff

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Happiness can exist only in acceptance.

- Brian Jones

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What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.

- Janis Joplin

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When you look at me, when you think of me, I am in paradise.

- Paris Hilton

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.

- Richard Nixon

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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

- Bill Gates

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{NSBWSO}

son of berlin
westside original

when I want to watch the walking dead,
I go to a nursing home

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I will punch the shirt out of you!
Damn mean short! Shot!
Funk this!!

#autocorrect

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#autocorrect

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I want to duck you all night long

#autocorrect

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AUTOCORRECT IS A BLISS.

#autocorrect

PLATE
SIZE
NIPPLES

GOOD NIGHT

there lies a lot of strength in being able to bear with you...

I'm not selfish.
I know what I want and you don't, so I get what I want and you get the leftovers.

In a club:

1. Excuse me, but do you know where the toilets are?
2. Come with me.

Go to McDonald's with a red curly wig, a red nose and a pyjama with red and yellow stripes and yell 'get out of my house!'

chicken dance your way out of KFC after the bucket is done

#kfc

Roses are mad,
Violence is true,
This poem by heart I once knew

@UserOne

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Life is too short

only when your shortcomings stop you from reaching your goals.

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You need to realize that you have to dream on.

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I was born in Berlin
before it became the coolest city
in the world.

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Touching the stars like Icarus.

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Some live on dreams. I live off limits.

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meet my expectations or meet somebody else

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sitoreecotiob turbed pff

#autocorrect

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Autocorrect is weltschmertz

#autocorrect

keep telling stories,
not lies.

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I teach my autocorrect the bad stuff

#autocorrect

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funk you autoconnect

#autocorrect

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mistakes we're made

#autocorrect

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your story may be the letters, but you are the sheet.

when you feel
helpless,
go help ypurself.

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If your life reaches a dead end, walk another direction.

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sparkling drinks,
no wine!

don't stop believing in yourself ever again

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I smelled your wife's pussy, but I did not inhale.

I could stay to make you pay but I just leave.

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It's over! But we can stay friends...

You will find happiness in chocolate and assholes, bitch!

Please keep talking. As long aa you are busy, I can get other things done.

You need to get your shit done. By the way, I'm done with you. See how that works?

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It's not that I refuse sex in general. I just don't want to have sex with you anymore.

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I know the timing is bad. But times with you are bad anyways, so ciao.

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Don't blame yourself.
Let me blame you instead.

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It's not your fault.
It's my fault
I didn't realize earlier what a loser you are.

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I love you,
I just don't love you the way you are right now.

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when you fail and they all tell you that they want to leave you and that you are on your own now or soon

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alcohol is the most gradual and dangerous drug of all

#alcohol, #drugs, #drug, #dangerous

she just keeps on puking all night long

I PRACTICE SAFER EX.

NO CONTACT. NO FAILURE.

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don't fuck
the system;

you'll get infected.

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under pressure
over the top

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Your money don't
mean
much
to me.
I'm looking for
a heartbeat
beating like mine

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what you experience with your senses may be true, but it's nowhere near truth.

#escapetheaquarium

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when the walls are closing in on you, get outside

#escapetheaquarium

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#escapetheaquarium

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every skyline tells you that there are others reaching for the stars, too.

#escapetheaquarium

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tear down this invisible wall! don't let yourself be trapped by ideas that are not your own. create a world full of wonders. make your dreams come true. just do it.

#escapetheaquarium

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troubled water stills our thirst for life

#escapetheaquarium

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flying fish does not land on the dish

#escapetheaquarium

systemized,
organized,
sodomized,
realized,
deranged,
changed.

#escapetheaquarium

sitting tight on your chair in the box office of life feels not right

#escapetheaquarium

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stop chasing your dreams. only if you exceed your limits, you can make them come true.

#escapetheaquarium

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still have one of these old televisions? keep it like that. it's alright. only television will tell you something else.

#escapetheaquarium

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And when you feel that hot tear trickle down your cheek, let it remind you. That you are still capable to feel, despite the pain, every emotion that makes us live.
The good after the bad.
You are not broken.

You are free.

Reposted from anonymous

@mng

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ESCAPE YOUR PERCEPTION BY CHANGING IT

#escapetheaquarium

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Fahrraddiebstahl oder
Velodramatik?

THINK

OUT OF THE BOX
OUT OF THE SYSTEM
OUT OF YOUR MIND
OUT OF NOWHERE

#escapetheaquarium

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they teach us to be tools, to be ants, to be functioning. they don't tell us how to fix ourselves or how to find true happiness.

#escapetheaquarium

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statistics trying to prove psychologists, that was the end of dealing with individuals and unique personalities and the beginning of a system in a box.

#escapetheaquarium

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statistics trying to prove psychologists, that was the end of dealing with individuals and unique personalities and the beginning of a system in a box.

#escapetheaquarium

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why do people buy cheap stuff? they do it because they are stuck in the system; they believe in the matter of price. they are stuck, surrounded by invisible walls.

#escapetheaquarium

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Leave me no choice. I either want to decide freely or have nothing to do with it at all.

#escapetheaquarium

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there is no glass ceiling

#escapetheaquarium

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it's not to think out of the box, it's to forget the box as if there never had been one

#escapetheaquarium, #outofthebox, #thinking

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when you realize you are poison for yourself, that's when you must become someone else

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YOU MUST FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO STAY BY
MY SIDE

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MEN ARE ANIMALS

I got bubbles on my mind

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history does not repeat itself; we do.

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I'm the one you are looking for

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oh, I'm bored; bored of your self-repeating story of life

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COME CHECK FOR ME. I'M RIGHT HERE.

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CHANGE DOES NOT HAPPEN BY ITSELF.

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I won't ask why. Results over reasons.

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he was not taken from us;

he took off!

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he died
a dope addict because
he could not cope
with reality

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reposted by mmbevell

wasted lives make no difference to the big equasion

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you either die a hero

or not

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he is a hero to me because his senseless death has shown me the value of life

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You climb the mountain in its shadow, reach the peak with your last ditch effort, stumble and fall in front of the applauding audience.

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the burning joint
the smoking colt
ten thousand volt
the turning point
missed by the bold

#turningpoint

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turning points into semicolons in the blink of an eye;

#turningpoint

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I'm looking forward to find a turning point on the highway of life.

#turningpoint

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what's the point in turning around when we can't turn things back?

#turningpoint

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the turning point is the last stop before the point of no return.

#turningpoint

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Steve Jobs was Apples turning point in history three times. First they turned him down, then he returned and now that he is dead Apple is turning back into what it was before.

#turningpoint

I missed the turning point of life and reached a dead end

#turningpoint

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basically
life is about
going commando before going crazy

I want my pain to be inflicted on others
- Kurt Cobain

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life is worth nothing at all without meaning, purpose and happiness.

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As long as I'm dying on the inside, nothing else matters.

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reposted by mmbevell

SHE LOVES ME
NOT

I love when they keep cumming

@bbaronn

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reposted by mmbevell

Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it.

- Larry Page

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If you're not ready to die for it, put the word freedom out of your vocabulary.

- Wladimir Putin

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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

- Michael Jackson

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We are forward-looking people, and we must have a forward-looking government.

- Kim Jong-un

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The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

- Bill Clinton

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It is not enough to conquer; one must learn to seduce.

- Adolf Hitler

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Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.

- Charles Manson

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it.

- Danny DeVito

People treat me nice cos' I treat them nice.

- George W. Bush

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I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

- Steve Jobs

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AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A
G THANG

- BILL GATES

I LIKE GOING TO AREAS WHERE THE MURDER RATE IS HIGH AND DROPPING IT.

- BARACK OBAMA

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THERE ARE THREE TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD... THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, THOSE WHO WONDER WHAT HAPPENED, AND PEOPLE LIKE US FROM THE STREET THAT MAKE THINGS HAPPEN

- ALBERT EINSTEIN

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SO ADDICTED TO HER

Ich inszeniere mich wie ein Theaterstück, aber mit weniger Drama als du.

@_Nathalie_

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when you have a match with your girlfriend on Tinder...

#awkward, #tinder, #match

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...leftovers from lunch on your shirt

#awkward

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...wet patch on your trousers when you return from the toilet

#awkward

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...someone staring at your phone's cracked display

#awkward

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...farting vaginas

#awkward

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
WHEN EVERYONE HAS REALIZED BEFORE YOU WHAT WAS GOING WRONG

#awkward

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that awkward moment when you realize you have bolded too many that awkward moment phrases

#awkward

QUIT LIVING ON DREAMS

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no need to worry; it will turn out worst anyways

I'm not indifferent but I'd rather be

it's the light that makes us see the shadows

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life is a questionable favor

she is detestable but I love her nevertheless

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it's worse to be gifted and losing than being untalented

not sure if awkward or disgusting

#awkward

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pants down
nothing
awkward

#awkward

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too much turning around means spinning in circles

@ManuTiger

Your parents first television appearance in Wife Swap... so awkward!

#awkward

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PARKING A CAR:

FORWARD
BACKWARD
FORWARD
AWKWARD
AWKWARD
AWKWARD

#awkward

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reposted by siouxz

You can't actually be awkward - it's nothing but a feeling.

#awkward

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU KISS YOUR LOVE GOODBYE IN PUBLIC AND GET A ROCK-HARD ERECTION

#awkward

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DON'T ACT AS IF YOU WERE BORN WITH YOUR PANTS ON, ALRIGHT!?

#awkward

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NOTHING AWKWARD,
JUST ME TOUCHING YOU INAPPROPRIATELY

#awkward

talk someone into having sex with you, then suffer from erectile dysfunction

#awkward

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awkward monday:

#1 register for unemployment benefits telling you still live with your parents
#2 pick up psychotropic drugs at the pharmacy complementing the packing
#3 bold it

#awkward

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the caption reads...

hear the wind of truth whisper in what people say

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most people react when they think it's too late - use that well!

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DON'T GET FRUSTRATED - GET AWAY!

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THE SUN IS FUCKING BLINDING ME

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TAKE
A DEEP NAP

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don't you ever hesitate

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forget about the coolness factor. I have a coolness degree!

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go outside and spread the word:

bird.

I got crazy for breakfast

born
to be child

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I'm a made-up man

shake that hand

bankerman is breaking bad

bakerman is baking bread

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the fun is about to begin

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this is madness

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I just want to fuck her all day - any beauty

THE DOCTOR IS LAME

@PennyLame

DON'T BE YOURSELF

#yourself

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good times come to those who go out and f*cking earn it •

Reposted from anonymous

@Qball

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Of course I talk to myself.

Sometimes I need expert advice.

Reposted from anonymous

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DIE NEUE ALDI-TÜTE IST VON PRIMARK

chocolate melts in every mouth

@ManuTiger

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I took the risks and pay the toll

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If you feel strange, don't numb the feeling. It will only make you feel even stranger later.

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discovery has its risks.

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rise high to fall deeper

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I don't recommend messing with your brain chemistry

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if normal is boring, alter your view

reality becomes valuable once you can't return to it

Qball likes this

good advise: stay away from drugs

dor1316 and ManuTiger like this

luvvin' ma ladybabes!

CHOPSTICKS...
WHEN IT FEELS LIKE EATING WITH PENCILS

#chopsticks

swatchUSA likes this

CHOPSTICKS AND RICE
YOU PAY
THE PRICE

#chopsticks

Qball likes this

CHOPSTICKS MESSING UP DINNER TIME AGAIN

#chopsticks

juneocallagh and Qball like this

when it comes to chopsticks, I prefer spoons

#chopsticks

juneocallagh and Qball like this

CHOPSTICKS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE BEEF CLUB

#chopsticks

CHING CHANG CHONG

FORK BEATS CHOPSTICKS

#chopsticks

Parole and Qball like this

wait for the kitchen to prepare the meal then use chopsticks? hell no, I'm starving!!

#chopsticks

swatchUSA likes this

sensing asian food with my chopstick antennas

#chopsticks

juneocallagh, phuamaxx, SteveBob, Lirpae.. and swatchUSA like this

reposted by swatchUSA

chop it, then stick it into your mouth - no tools needed.

#chopsticks

juneocallagh and savior-vivre like this

before using chopsticks, try gloves.

#chopsticks

they are using chopsticks in the next fifty shades of grey sequel to torture starving subordinates, I guess

#chopsticks

Qball likes this

sushi is eaten using your bare hands!

#chopsticks

Qball likes this

I don't see a future but maybe I'm just blind to it

Vandtastic likes this

cocaine and hookers, my friend

DEATH
BY
CHOCOLATE

AuroraFlash likes this

he has stolen my honor and his death must be paid!

SHOTGUN WITH DJ SKILLS

DON'T TAKE FAT PEOPLE LIGHTLY

Qball likes this

MORE HORSE POWERS
DRIVE HER CRAZY

Qball likes this

Vandtastic likes this

SHORTCUT TAKING TWO HOURS LONGER

Qball likes this

What you don't like about yourself, someone else will.

Reposted from anonymous

Vandtastic and Qball like this

on the river of life we are driftwood passing by

@ManuTiger

hensch, _Nathalie_, Qball and ManuTiger like this

YES IT HURTS TO BE ALIVE MY FRIEND BECAUSE TIME GOES ON BUT LIVES ARE MEANT TO END.

@ManuTiger

dor1316 and Cyndaquil like this

DRUGS
ARE
DRUGS
LEGAL
OR
NOT

upupandaway, bapu, dor1316, Vandtastic, hensch and _Nathalie_ like this

I MAKE YOUR PROBLEMS MY PROBLEMS AND START SOLVING THEM

Vandtastic and ManuTiger like this

sorry salad, you just don't meat my expectations

#meat, #salad, #expectations, #food

Vandtastic, boldolicious, _Nathalie_ and hensch like this

MEAT ME AT THE TABLE

#meat

#meat

hensch likes this

#meat

THE TASTE OF MEAT IS A
DEAD END WONDERLAND

#meat

hensch likes this

THE SAUSAGE FOR BREAKFAST, THE STEAK FOR LUNCH AND THE GRILLED CHICKEN SALAD FOR DINNER, THIS IS WHAT I WANT FOR I AM A SINNER.

#meat

CHICKEN IS NOT VEGAN?!

#meat

hensch and Qball like this

one thing you can give and still keep is your word. •

Reposted from anonymous

upupandaway, dor1316, Vandtastic and Qball like this

MEAT IS DOPE FOR THE HUNGRY

#meat

Qball likes this

WE ARE ALL FLESH AND BONES

#meat

Qball likes this

BBQ IS FOR MEATPACKERS

#meat

Qball likes this

WE SHOULD ALL BE CARNIVORE PEOPLE

#meat

Qball likes this

#meat, #action, #winner, #orange

hensch, pasquale85 and Qball like this

LIFE IS ALL ABOUT CIRCLES

Vandtastic likes this

YOU AND YOUR RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN.

I HAVE A WAY WITH WORDS
STRAIGHTFORWARD

Vandtastic likes this

THE JOKER ALWAYS WINS

THE ONE-EYED KING MUST RULE THEM WHO ARE UNABLE TO SEE

THEY ARE SELLING SOULS AND MIRACLES IN THE STREETS

INSINCERELY YOURS

I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO BAREBACKING YOU

she will smoke another cigarette before having no sex at all

SHE IS ROOMING UP AGAIN!

BREAK THROUGH THE ROOF OR MAKE YOUR EXIT

SHOW ME THE MEANING OF BEING ONLY

#meaning, #only

Cyndaquil likes this

ERECTION
ATTRACTION
READY IS
PERFECTION

SPENDING TIME ON THE TOILET IS DOUBLE A WASTE.

I CAN'T ALWAYS KEEP UP WITH MY EXPECTATIONS

DIFFICULT ROADS
OFTEN LEAD
TO BEAUTIFUL
DESTINATIONS

Reposted from anonymous

dor1316, _ATOMIC and cellinax3 like this

OLIVE
IS THE NEW BLACK

mmmmhhhhh, suffering from STRAWBERRY FEVER again

Reposted from ManuTiger

@WordNerd, @ManuTiger

TAKE RESPONSIBILITY AND LEAVE.
WE DON'T NEED IT.

LOVE
LOVE
LOVE

DOESN'T NEED TO BE TRUE.

TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND YOUR PAST.
COME AS YOU ARE AND LET WE'LL TOUCH STARS.

YOU ARE GOLD

- ME IN THE MIRROR

HOME
OF THE
BONER

physicians seem to make
no appointments

hell no,
this is a bas trip

#roadtrip

got no license, can't drive the road of life

#roadtrip

Miloklaas likes this

TIME X CONTENT = LIFE

#roadtrip

hit the road like a street fighter

#roadtrip

Miloklaas likes this

I got the wheels but it seems I lack the gasoline

#roadtrip

I can see the road end into nowhere

#roadtrip

gonna find a little miss sunshine and fuck her brains out

#roadtrip

took a trip down the road of life

#roadtrip

Miloklaas likes this

AS USUAL, I'M A LITTLE OFF-TRACK

#roadtrip

I' VE BEEN FEELING OLD ALL MY LIFE

DEATH IS AN INSIDE JOB

I WANT TO FEEL ALIVE AGAIN -
SOMEDAY

life is so much more than cotton candy

#togetheragainstleukemia

Surrender is not an option!

#togetheragainstleukemia

1st4Evrything likes this

We cannot lose this fight.

#togetheragainstleukemia

juneocallagh and timothy21 like this

If I go crazy, will you be there, holding my hand?

#togetheragainstleukemia

dor1316 and Artemis like this

You have taken my fears and turned them into confidence.

#togetheragainstleukemia

dor1316 and timothy21 like this

I can feel the devil walking next to me.

#togetheragainstleukemia

You are im my veins for now,
I am in their hearts forever!

#togetheragainstleukemia

You may have conquered my mind and my body but you will not steal my pride!

#togetheragainstleukemia

You wanna hold me but you better not touch.

#togetheragainstleukemia

shaved or not
that girl is hot

mmbevell likes this

inside her, that's where I lose my mind

it's almost like spilled milk,

alright?!

I just did her the quiet way

DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE YOU ARE INFERIOR

PUT AN END TO THIS WEEK ALREADY

FRIDAY IS THE NEW BLACK

MY GIRLFRIEND IS MOST PEACEFUL WHEN ASLEEP...

ALCOHOL AND WEED ARE MUCH WORSE THAN SPEED

MPH AND TYROSIN IS NOTHING YOU SHOULD MIX REGULARLY

LSD AND MDMA MAKE THE CANDY FLIP OR THE HORROR TRIP

TRAMADOL BECOMES A WHISPER IN YOUR EARS THAT WILL DEMAND FOR MORE

2C-E WILL EVENTUALLY TAKE OVER AND USE YOUR FEARS AGAINST YOU

XTC WILL REMAIN THE LAST AND ONLY ECSTASY IN YOUR CHEERLESS LIFE

THC AND NICOTIN WILL NUMB YOUR STRESS LEVEL AND SUFFOCATE YOUR PERSONALITY

SPEED MAY KILL YOUR FEELINGS WELL BUT IT ALSO KILLS YOUR SENSE OF REALITY

YOUR FALSE COCAINE HYBRIS DENIGRATES YOU EVEN FURTHER

YOU

RUINED IT.

FIND
THAT
GIRL!

HONESTY IS HALF THE RENT

MEN ALWAYS FORGET HOW THEY MADE A WOMAN SMILE BEFORE THEY MADE HER CUM.

PRETTY FACES
OPEN
DOORS

DO YOU EXPECT ME TO TALK?

NO, I EXPECT YOU TO FALL QUIET.

TRADERS GONNA TRADE

NO IS TEMPORARY

SHAKERS GONNA SHAKE

FAKERS GONNA FAKE.

RAIDERS GONNA RAID

FREE TIBET
FREE IRAN
FREE WLAN

WAITERS GONNA WAIT

HERE COMES THE RAIN AGAIN

ManuTiger likes this

WILSON!

- DR. HOUSE

#cockroach

A smartphone so smart, it plays dumb when you talk to it!

they called it long term evolution and were right about it

GUERILLA MARKETING IS DEAD - COCKROACH-MARKETING IS THE FUTURE!

there is a

MONSTER COCKROACH

under my bed!

television means far sight...

actually hilarious, isn't it?

why is it called 'watching' porn?

when you sleep on the sofa because sleeping in bed feels too mandatory

just woke up on the sofa with my clothes on - again

LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY FAMILY

#cockroach

BAD NEIGHBOURS
FOREVER

#cockroach