camcam's Posts

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

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The only Pill that would make me Happy is the one that brings you back to life.

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You are like the first slice of bread in the bag, everybody touches you but noone really wants you

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Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
No way can I write,
a fucking haiku!

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What Susie says
of Sally
says more of Susie
than of Sally.

Remember that.

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Only very fit and healthy people have midnight snacks
It takes a great deal of physical and mental effort to get out of bed at such late hours

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Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

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Yes mom I know my room is a mess it's a metaphor for my life, i'm trying to be poetic.

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10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

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I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with you.

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If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

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I like the nights.

Some of my best days were nights.

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I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty

and I could not have described it any better

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I love making people who don't like me hate me more by just being me.

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Sun goes down earlier for short people.

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Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

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If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

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The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

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life is what happens when you put your phone down.

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I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

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My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

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teeth:
because blow jobs need to come with a gentle reminder of who's really in charge

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sometimes,
you have to give up on people. not because you don't care but because they don't.

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"S"hare "M"ore "I"nspiring "L"ove "E"verywhere

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$80% of the people are not good at math. I guess I belong to the other 25%$

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Kid: Dear Santa, send me a brother!

Santa: Send me your mother.

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The greatest gift you can give to someone is your time

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I'm kinda nervous about 2014 because
2+0+1+4= 7

...and you know how many nipples Hitler would have if he had 5 more?

Thats right, 7.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra ..

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i'm using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

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YOU SHOULD STOP TELLING LIES ABOUT ME.

OR I WILL START TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU.

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My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 a.m.. 2:30 a.m. can you believe that shit?

Lucky for him i was still awake playing my drums.

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We are like the moon, part of us is always hidden.

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How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes.

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FEAR IS PEOPLE'S MOST POPULAR PRISON

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That annoying moment when you are texting someone and Auto Correct decides to join the conversation.

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dont have phone sex you will get hearing aids

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travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer

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i'm not
anti-social.

i'm
anti-stupid.

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before you SPEAK, LISTEN. before you ACT, THINK. before you QUIT, TRY. before you SHIT, look for PAPER.

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It may be the wrong decision, but fuck it, its mine.

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Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

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When guys wait for the perfect girl, it's Playboy's fault.

When girls wait for the perfect guy, it's Disney's fault.

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Me parles pas d'horoscope ni même d'avenir. Les choses se passent, tu ris, tu pleures et puis tu meurs.

Can you
FUCK
read between
YOU
the lines.

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What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind of someone who can't afford an education?

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Trying
to
remember
to
forget.

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When i die i want my tombstone to offer free WiFi so people will visit me more often.

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Music is life. That's why our hearts have beats.

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the problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubt, while the stupid people are full of confidence.

-Charles Bukowski

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Parlons peu, parlons bien. Parlons de chien, oui mon ex va bien.

A secret is something you tell everybody to tell nobody.

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instead of cleaning the house, i just turn off the lights.

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I live for two reasons:

1) I was born.

2) I haven't died yet.

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Why do people with bad breath always have to tell me secrets?

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When I
give you my
time, I'm giving you a portion of my life that I will
never get back..
so please don't make me regret it •

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"Are you free tomorrow?"

No... I am f**king expensive.

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They told me to never give up.

Now they call me a stalker.

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When
I'm flirting
with you,
please cooperate •

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If I share my food with you it's either because I love you a lot
or because it fell on the floor...

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$Dear math, I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems.$

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I don't try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me.

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TIP OF THE DAY:

Never hold your fart in because they travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where your shit ideas come from •

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Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.

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I get ignored so much, people should call me 'Terms and Conditions'.

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The next time you get a call from a blocked number answer the phone and say, "It's done, but there's blood everywhere."

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to me 'drink responsibly' means don't spill it.

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