carriebees's Posts

i'm using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

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#hny, #new, #years

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i'm using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

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man i wish had taken more DeutchKlassen in high Schule.

bold would be bolder mit mehr Deutch

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God killed a total of 2.3 million people in the Bible.
The devil killed 10.

This Halloween, dress up as God.

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#grodie, #ew

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2004: Fear that people on the internet find me in real life.

2013: Fear that real life people find me on the internet.

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I'm one of the nicest assholes you could ever hope to meet.

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Good thing there isn't a shrug emoji, because I would use it as a reply to literally everything.

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man i wish had taken more DeutchKlassen in high Schule.

bold would be bolder mit mehr Deutch

#deutch, #schule, #murica

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have you been around a rotting corpse lately?

humans smell strangely sweet.

#corpse, #zombies, #smells, #sweet, #human, #death

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when you jinx! a stranger over the internet and it's

B)

@kj55

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kids show,

kids show,

oh good lord

its a kids show

#wondershowzen, #wunderbar, #ichwill

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Do you ever take a
good pic of yourself and
use it for everything &
then look at it one day and
you're like omg this is actually the worst pic ever.

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FUCK

THE

EXPIRATION

DATE

#expiration, #inspiration, #old

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yall niggas think you cooler than this?

yall niggas dont know what cold is.

#cold, #hiphop

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Explore your inner asshole.

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STERLING

MALLORY

ARCHER

#archer

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hey girl, you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too

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What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger

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Don't add winky face emoticons to anything unless you want me to take it sexually.

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Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid people

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I THINK YOU'RE
PRETTY

...fucking stupid

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what if birds aren't singing and they're screaming because they are afraid of heights...

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I hate pizza but i love cheese

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The best way to spend your Friday at work is to black out in the restroom.

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One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain...

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If i had a dollar for every time i had no idea what was going on, i'd be asking people why they were giving me dollars.

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"Hey come with me to the store."

"NO!"

"I'll buy you something."

"Ok."

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disfunctional me

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who is God?

well...

when you close your eyes and wish really hard for something?

he's the one who ignores you.

I'm so hungry,
I could fuck an entire woman.

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It has been a long week... I need one of those hugs that turn into sex.

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the glass is always half empty, i drink fast

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if you love someone, you dont just love one part of them. you dont just exclude other parts. you love every scrap and tittle of that mother fucker until theres nothing left. even their teeth.

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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every day,

in every way,

im falling out

of love with you.

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every day,

in every way,

im falling out

of love with you.

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they'll eat me alive.

help, i'm alive.

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when you're holding me,

( )

we make a pair
of parentheses.

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"buts" are for pooping.

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i was outta yer league, and you were 20,000 underneath the sea

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love is to be made.

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i was a dagger, but in whose heart?

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hard to be soft,
tough to be tender

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im a penny in a diamond mine

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welp, i learned something today.

cats reeeeally love tampons.

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du hast das Sexappeal einer Bratwurst.

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I just had a near-work experience.

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Floor:
My largest shelf

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that awkward moment between your birth and your death...

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