Dabrix's Posts

i am no longer accepting the things I cannot change. I am changing the things I cannot accept.

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Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for a moment that is yet to come.

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You know what..? I've started to like you! And i will tell Siri about you.

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Life is a soup and i'm a fucking fork

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give me a blowjob and i will give you the job!

indeed..!

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Marriage, it's like a walk in the park

Jurassic Park

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The easiest way to make a million dollars is to start with four million dollars.

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You should learn from dogs my friend!!

#myluckydog

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My dogs names are:
Max, Hinnah & hulk.

The next one will be Candy!

#myluckydog

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Never buy a dog, save them.
and if i win the apple watch, donate the value for any shelter!

#myluckydog

I'm lucky to have you in my life.

Thanks

#myluckydog

Thanks for being my best friend.

#myluckydog

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The biggest communication problem is we don't listen to understand.

We listen to reply.

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The war on drugs brought in more drugs.
The war on terror created more terrorists.
Maybe next year we can have a war on money and jobs and see where it goes . . .

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I finally realized it..

People are prisoner of their phones.

That's why they are called cell phones.

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It's not important how many friends you have.

It's more important who you can count on...

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LOVE like it is your last...

LAUGH like it is your first...

LIVE like it is your only...

Chance

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most people love sunsets

only because they're too sleepy to watch the sunrise

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Stop drinking
Stop smoking
Eat healthy

and you will die in a good health.

With guns you can kill
terrorists

With education you can kill terrorism

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An eye for an eye and we all go blind...

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Even the goal of my life is an offside!

#life, #goal, #funny, #deep

Sometimes i need someone to hold my horses.

You'll never met a strong Person with a easy Past

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The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again.

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I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun... Well you don't need running shoes to run but it fucking helps.

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If you knew how many trips to the bathroom every phone has taken, you'd never, ever, ever, ever, ever touch somebody else's phone. Ever.

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If I got hit by a car, the first thing I would do is check my phone to make sure it's ok.

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honour the contract
that you make with yourself ~

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NO ONE PUTS THEIR CHILDREN IN A BOAT UNLESS THE WATER IS SAFER THAN THE LAND.

R.I.P Syrian Kids

#germany, #syria, #war, #safe, #kids, #water, #boldmatic, #bold, #rip

What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

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If you ever feel powerless, remember that a single one of your pubic hairs can shut down a whole restaurant.

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I asked my father what to do in my first date?

He said: Son choose one, chips and dips or roses and condom.

Im Jewish i choosed condom only!

#firstdate

ON MY FIRST DATE SHE ASKED ME IF IM GONNA MARRY HER!

I SAID: TONIGHT IM NOT BUSY.

SO IM STILL SINGLE!

#firstdate

I can't remember my first date!

#firstdate

Dirty hands are a sign of clean money

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If a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months.

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INTERNEST

[the cocoon of pillows and blankets you gather around yourself whilst spending long periods of time on the internet]

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That moment when you giving birth an ugly kid.. know that you overused plastic surgeries.

#plasticsurgery

PHOTOSHOP IS REAL!

#plasticsurgery

I don't like you in real life.... Why would I like you on virtual social life?

#funny, #social, #facebook, #like, #boldmatic

At a job interview: "What are your strengths?"

"I'm an optimist and a positive thinker."

"Can you give me an example?"

"Yes, when do I start?"

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SEE
YOU
ON
EARTH II

#earth2, #452b, #kepler, #funny

time you enjoy wasting, is not wasted time •

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RAMADAN MUBARAK

#ramadan, #greeting

Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.

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Sometimes it feels like the only thing I can count on, are my fingers.

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Boldmatic im bored i need something fun!!

#boldmatic, #bored, #fun, #shit, #badtime, #wtf

Ever tried to fart and pee at the same time?

Try hating and being happy!

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Maybe when we die, the first thing we'll say is:

"I know this feeling. I was here before."

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you know it's too late to go to bed when the birds are singing outside and the sun starts to rise

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I can never go swimming because it's always less than 30 minutes since I've last eaten.

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some open minds should be closed for repairs.

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your secrets are safe with me, because there is a good chance I was not listening.

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A woman saying "I'm not mad at you" is like a dentist saying "You won't feel a thing."

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I don't judge you on your religion, your culture or your favorite flavor of chewing gum

I judge you on the way you treat me

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People who
can fall asleep quickly freak
me out..
I mean, don't they have thoughts..?

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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Did you do
something
nice today?

I WATCHED THE WALL FOR 6 HOURS.
THEN I FARTED.
AND IT GAVE ME SUCH A DAMN SCARE THAT I STARTED BARKING LIKE A FOOL!

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C'EST
LA
FUCKING
VIE

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DAMN
I MUST LOSE SOME WEIGHT!!

#weight, #lose, #fat, #belly

The same boiling water that softens potatoes hardens eggs. Proving it's all about what you are made of, not your circumstances.

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I'M ON THAT NEW DIET WHERE YOU EAT EVERYTHING AND HOPE FOR A BIG MIRACLE.

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NOKIA
NOHYUNDAI

#nokia, #hyundai, #funny, #parodies, #bold, #car

A bar tender promoted to a
chicken tender.

#bar, #bartender, #promoted, #chicken

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i'm not smart.
i'm smarties!

It's easy to keep pretending that there's nothing wrong.
But it's harder to keep your head up and be fucking strong.

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2014 is almost over.

- lost no weight

- learned nothing

- saved no money

- still ugly

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I've thought committed suicide, but was afraid to die!

Reposted from Dabrix

WARNING

THIS PERSON HAVE
BLUE BALLS

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I've thought committed suicide, but was afraid to die!

#suicide

reposted by Dabrix

one cup of coffee can change a man life.

#coffee, #change, #realation