DJPretonius's Posts

I hate the smell of her presence when she isn't here.

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just saw a guy at starbucks.
no iphone, no tablet, no laptop.

he just sat there drinking coffee.

fucking psychopath.

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Denken wir immer daran:
Es wäre heute nichts wie es ist, wäre es damals nicht gewesen, wie es war.

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if you like having sex while listening to music - always choose a live album. that way you'll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes.

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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

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Als Single hungert man sich dünn, um einem anderen schlanken Menschen zu gefallen, mit dem man dann gemeinsam fett werden kann.

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