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I asked a 100 males about what hurt most...
98 of them said be'eing kicked in the nuts.
the two others were two kids in a sandbox who could'nt talk...

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Nobody dies as a virgin.
Life f**ks us all

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MLK had a dream...

I had one to!!!
It was about food

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MLK had a dream...

HAD a dream

i didnt chose to be a greek...
so i became a swed

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they should sell black toiletpaper beacuse the white just gets dirty

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I dont know whats worse...
When my girlfriend textes me "It's over" or when she, two seconds later, textes me "Sorry wrong number"...

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Remember, Remember The Fifth of November Gunpowder Treason & Plot
We see no Reason Why Gunpowder Treason Should ever be Forgot

~ v for Vendetta

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The only thin that is scarier then an angry women is a pissed mother

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I have a girlfriend.no wait thats my fridge.
I have a fridge

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If you loves two girls at the same time, pick the second beacuse if you truly loved the first you wouldn't fall in love with the other

~ Johnny Depp

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bite my shiny metal ass

~bender

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only 3 types of people tell the truth...

kids, drunk people and anyone that is pissed the f**k off.

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I am not fat for my height.
I am just short for my weight

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please dont interrupt me when i am trying to ignore you

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If I see something that i've never seen berfore, I'll throw a dollar at it

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A friend is someone who knows all your secrets and still loves you. (or at least doesn't run away)

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if I've got a dollar for every braincell my little brother hade, I would be guilty a lots of people money.

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mom always told me that if you dont have anything nice to say, dont say anything.
And people always wonders why I am so quiet...

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Nothing's
Safe
Anymore

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The first five days before the weekend is always the hardest

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Fuck my life...

Or just mondays.

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hold your friends close.
butt hold your enemies closer

My bed is more comfortable in the morning then the night...

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you cant stop the future.
you cant rewind the past.
the only thing you can do is to keep going and hope for the best

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm relly high. How about you?

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DARKNESS does not always equate to EVIL, just as LIGHT does not always bring GOOD

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jingle bells twilight smells Edward ran away. Bella dies Jacob cries potter all the way!

Hello karma.
i got a list with people you forgot!

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always listen a person who are beacuse thats when the trueth get through

YOLO
if you dont belive in reincarnation.

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three reasons we were cloths:
•to be warm
•to keep our little secrets secret
•so no one can scream "ITS SO TINY!"

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its better to be a bad you then be a good someone els

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Kids makes accidents in the dark.Accidents in the dark makes kids.......

shit happens. I mean, look at your face.

how can you get an A+ in spanish without knowing a word on spanish?

life is a bitch so learn how to f**k it

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If you walk through hell, keep walking.

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Some people yoy just want to give a high five.
In the face.
With a chair.

I don't want to be like everyone else, I want to be normal

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face your problem
don't facebook them

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