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"It's a fine night to
have an
evening"

#night

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water,

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"Unbeing dead, isn't being alive"

E.E.Cummings

#deadpoetalive

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"Unbeing dead, isn't being alive"

E.E.Cummings

#deadpoetalive

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

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If all is not lost, where is it?

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them

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Sometimes when i close my eyes , I cant see...

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You know your driving is bad when your GPS says, ' After 300 ft. stop and let me out!'

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whether you give a crap or dont give a crap, it doesnt matter, nobody wants crap anyway

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i was my next door neighbors kid's imaginery best friend

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A computer once beat me at chess , but it was no match for me at kickboxing

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What do you mean you dont believe in homosexuality? Its not like the Easter Bunny, your beliefs are not necessary.

#bunny

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Fuck
It
Shit
Happens

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