nayD's Posts

heute fange ich meine diät an...
...oh, pizza!

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H old
O n
P ain
E nds

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a jealous woman does better research than the FBI

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I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday...

...somewhere...

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don't worry about people who talk behind your back. They are behind you for a reason.

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I saw that you were perfect and so I loved you. then I saw you were not perfect and I loved you even more...

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dear haters
i couldn't help but notice that

"awesoME"
ends with "ME" and

"Ugly"
starts with "U"

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i hate when i'm singing a song and someone corrects me.

bitch what if i was freestyling?

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angst und gäld hani kei

"No iPods in school"

Yeah, like Adele is going to sing me the answers...

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seeing a spider is nothing. it becomes a problem when it disappears.

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i really wish you could google anything, like "where the fuck is my iphone?" and it would be like "under your pillow dumbass!"

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garnöder als garnöd gaht gar nöd.

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nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street

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$and then satan said: "put the alphabet in math"$

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dear sidewalk, please get wider...
sincerely, the third friend walking behind feeling excluded.

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don't break anybodys heart, they have only one...

...break their bones, they have 206!

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promises are like babies. fun to make but hell to deliver.

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WTF?
Where's The Food?

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unless your name is "google" stop acting like you know fucking everything

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